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The day I hate vending machine
Today was just like any other normal day. Except that I was damn suay. Yea... Suay. It all started in the morning. I decided to accompany some of the homies to eat breakfast at around 9 to 10am. So I skipped lunch at 12pm.
Around 3 to 4pm, I was feeling hungry. So I decided to go and to buy some chocolate from the vending machine at BLK L. YanPing bought first. Followed by Justin. Then it was my turn. That itchy hand YanPing go press the button many times before I even put in the coins.
I was laughing at his silly action while trying to insert my $1 coin into the machine. All those stupid laughing made my brains blur. In that blur state, I saw a message coming out from the screen.
"OUT OF ORDER"
I was still very blur as I was still laughing at YanPing. I read out the message loudly while inserting my $1 coin. When the message finally got into my brain, I stopped laughing. But it was too late. My $1 went inside the machine already.
Nevermind. I quickly press the return money button. The screen showed me another message.
$0.90
And very accurately, the stupid machine return me 90 cents. 90 CENTS !!! WTF is wrong with you. I just threw in a $1 coin and all I got back is 90 cents ? Don't tell me not enough coin inside the fucking machine. I just threw in $1. That piece of shitty machine con my 10 cents.
10 cents is really not important to me. Whats important was that shitty machine lied to me. Its not logical that the machine does'nt have $1 to pay me back. And why so suay ? YanPing and Justin bought without any problem.
I came to conclusion that the shitty vending machine is working together with the auntie selling drinks at Food Junction. Why leh ? First, the vending machine is designed such that whenever some stupid victim put in a $1 coin, it will display a Out of Order message and return $0.90.
Using this method, the vending machine will earn $0.10.
Every stupid victim who tio con by this machine will get pissed off and start kicking the stupid machine like there is no tomorrow. The kicking will use up all your energy. The stupid victim will feel tired, thirsty and hot. When you feel hot, the first place you will think of is Food Junction which is nearby and is air conditioned.
And once you step into Food Junction, the first thing you will see is a drink stall. Every stupid victim will be so thirsty that they want to drink some drinks. And guess what ? As usual, the auntie and the drink stall will shout "Lai, Jiu Mao, Lai" (Come, 90 cents, Come). Each drinks cost 90 cents.
So do you get the big picture ? The machine is definately working hand with hand with the Food Junction auntie. This world is a pretty deep place. What yours eyes see are just the surface. Under the surface is full of people controlling you without you even noticing it. So my advice to you is for every action, there must be a cause for it. Think about it and you will see the truth.
(P.S - I'm one of those stupid victim who was con. So I will go and jump off the building now. I deserve it. LOL.)
So you like to con my 10 cent huh, Bitch ! Eat my shoes.
Ken jumped off the building @ 11:07 PM