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Internet Craps
I have enough of internet craps. There are lots of crap in the internet. If you are every bored, you can always go to hardwarezone.com and find the forum. Go into Eat-Drink-Man-Women and you will see lots of craps. That place is a temple for craps. All talk cock king will gather in there and talk from politics to sex to funny pic to watever shit. In short, its full of craps.
Whats wrong with crap ? Nothing is wrong. Those crap usually brighten my day. Some are quite funny.HWZ forum a great place. So why am I complaining ? I wanna talk about craps that are send to email. Its more commonly known as Junk Mail.
Junk mails are filter out by hotmail. But its only filter out like 40% of the junk. Most of the junk mail I recieve is send by some ulu ulu unknown assholes. They make money by sending those junk to my email. I got some email which are real bullshit.
For example:
Sender :
Asshole@asshole.org Subject: IAmLookingForWierdPenis
... WTF is wrong with you? Sick bastard. What makes you think I have a wierd penis you asshole. Yes, I know sometimes my attitude is very "guai lan"... But that doesn't mean I have a wierd penis right ? Right ?
Its ok... I forgive those asshole because they usually send email to random email address. They are not meant to send to me on purpose. Especially the wierd penis email. Definately not to me. I insist my penis is healthy and normal looking... LOL.
The thing I hate about junk mail is not those bullshit send by some ulu ulu assholes. Its those email send by friends. I have seen so many junk that I will delete it without reading finish the whole email. There are a few types of this kind of bullshit send by friends.
Type AXXX Company is closing down your account unless you forward this email to 20 assholes.
This is very common type of email. Example :
Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers.
Yes, yes, yes... Typical XXX company going to close your account. But wait, if you send the email to your friends, you get to save your account. Yay. Sounds like a good deal. Can you people even stop and think for one min ? There is no way to track whether the email is send to which bastard. So how does MSN know you have send the email ?
And those company usually provide you free account. Since they willing to do it, they won't take away your account for such stupid reasons. Please use your brains and think. I saw this kind of email like 2 to 3 yrs ago. It threatens to close my friendster lar, close my MSN lar. And now what ? I still have my MSN and friendster account. And I didn't give a fuck about sending the stupid email.
Type BSome poor kid is dying and so big fuck company agree to donate 5 cents everytime the emails get forward to another person.
Again... boring trick. There is not why to track where the fuck the email was send to. Even if there was, the big fuck company need spends lots of money to track it... If I was the CEO of the big fuck company, I will just use the money and save the kid instead of doing such bo liao things.
And the funniest email I saw was something like this... Please forward this email... blah blah blah... everytime it gets forward, some company will give 5 cents to help this kid who is so sick and lying in hospital. The sick little kid can live like 3 more months only so please send the email ASAP.
Sounds so sad. So I decided to check out the time the email was send and check how much time the little boy had left. Guess what? The email was send like 1 to 2 yrs ago. The boys should be dead when I recieved the email. And stupid people continue to forward the email without thinking. Please use your brains.
Type CSomething like friendster network.
This is another shitty problem. I dunno why you all like to join such craps. I have nothing against friendster. I also got use friendster... But seldom nia... Because I very nua. But I still like to use friendster. But I dunno why after you all have friendster account, you all seems unhappy.
You all started to
join multiply.com
join hi5.com
join bebo.com
join WAYN.com
join blingbox.com
The funny thing was... All the website give the same function as friendster... Add friend lar... Add photo... Update your profile. And the funniest thing was you people started to add the same friends as you did in friendster... Add the exactly SAME photo in both website. Add the profile is more or less the same. So you all join so many website with same function gam lan ? One is enough. I will stick with friendster. Don't do extra things.
(P.S - Recently very busy so will seldom blog... wait for holiday bah... Holiday will have more time to kao pei kao bu on my blog)
Ken jumped off the building @ 5:55 PM
