What ? What You Wan ?

8 Aug

2006-08-09T00:26:00.000+08:00

Today is 8 Aug. Yesh. It's the eve of national day. A lot of things happened today. Made me recall many things. It's really a bad day today.

8 Aug is the date I met her. I took notice of her and eventually like her.

8 Aug is my mom birthday and I forgot to prepare present.

8 Aug this year is chinese 7 month chu 15. There is this moth that flew in around 12am to 1am... And I hit it... Without knowing its chu 15. Moth symbolise your dead relative or ancestor coming back to see you. And I hit it. Tio owned. My ancestor hate me now.

8 Aug is the day I did my tutorial until 2am in the morning. Everybody have no problem except me. Tio owned again. And just when I want to sleep, suddenly got typhoon blowing... Close window but got wind howling sound. So freaky and noisy... how to sleep ?

8 Aug is the day where pri sch kids wearing red and white will flood everywhere and I have to walk pass a pri sch to reach yishun MRT station.

8 Aug is the day I was not suppose to have school but some lazy lecturer want to go off from work on time so he force me to come today to show my assignment.

8 Aug is the day the homies walk 3 circles in Block M Level 5 to find a lecturer.

8 Aug is the day the homies saw our fav lecturer, Mr Quah. "Oie, see me carry stuff still don help me. HEHEHEHE."

8 Aug is the day wye huong jia jia return me my new F.I.R album but inside don have disc one... Still inside his computer... LOL.

8 Aug is the day where MRT is flooded with stinky little kids and I wish to kill them all.

8 Aug is the day where even the fucking KFC is nearly full house. Bitches sitting beside us is using a 4 person table when there is only 2 person. And 3 homies have to squeeze a 2 person table. Inconsiderate bitches.

8 Aug is the day where I learned that KFC got regular, medium and large size for drinks and LARGE is fucking LARGE.

8 Aug is the day where I learned that arcade is really con people money. You can spend $6 and die in the game within 15 mins.

8 Aug is the day when maomao suddenly msg me. He says he miss me... Awww... Abit gay... But still very touched. Miss them too. Miss lots of people from 4EB. Miss her too.

8 Aug is the day when I want to have a haircut but the barber close liao... 8.30pm nia. KNN.

8 Aug is the day where I learned what is last min fucked up. I need to submit 2 tutorials by today but at 11.59pm my program last min fucked up. This is really wat I call last min. Actually is from 11.30pm already fucked up. I fix until 11.59pm still cannot. Heck care so just hand up.

8 Aug is the day I know god hates me. He want to make me die. Other people program no problem. I use same theory as them but cannot work. Bias. Today quite fucked up for me.

So will 9 Aug be a better day for me ? NO. 9 Aug 12pm to 4pm I working at COCA. Come back home still need to study for java test and prepare for tomolo iHorse presentation. Cool. Life is so fucked up.

Stole this from kang's blog... His defination of LIFE.
Live___Idle___Fight and F**k for ur survival___End of ur life.. sad

Life's Good with LG. I need to get some LG product soon before I get crazy.

New movie made by DET production

2006-07-25T23:18:00.000+08:00

After the recent suscessful movie of CBK of Carribean, DET productions managed to make another triple A movie. This movie is intend to take the Asia market by storm. It will even win the famous movie , 无间道。 The title is : 我看到。

The story goes like this. A group of game programmers are team up to make a 3D game in 17 weeks time. It's a 4 man group. 3 bastards are good friend so they stick together. Left 1 empty position. Because its their 2nd year in poly, their class has been mixed. Unsure of who is willing to join their group, the team leader, eskimo-san, suggested to take a CBK call Flasher into the group. Due to eskimo and flasher are from the same sec sch, the whole team agreed.

As the story proceed from week 1 to week 15, the team realise that flasher is totally useless. For 15 weeks, he did nothing at all. Very amusing. Ask him to do company website. He reply : 我看。 Ask him do AI, he reply 我看。 Ask him do sound system. His reply was still the same... 我看。End up for 15 weeks he did nothing except 我看。我看。 and more 我看。

This will be the climax scene from this movie :
As Mr Flasher eventually realise his team mates are unhappy with his " sho lousy" progress, he was pissed off and went to toilet to take his secret weapon, a 9mm handgun.

Characters :
Cyndi Wah - Eye witness
Ala - Spy send to make fren with flasher
Badzom - Asshole bastard who wrote this blog
Eskimo - Team leader and sec sch fren of flasher
SilentAutumn - Team member
Kane - Teacher who came to teach after he had quit WWE

(flasher came walking back to com lab from the toilet. He puts one hand inside his jacket as if he was hiding something)

Cyndi : "Wah... flasher is hiding a gun in his jacket. HE is coming into the lab"
Badzom: "Holy shit, he taking a gun to kill eskimo liao."
SilentAutumn: "Ok... Good luck."
Eskimo : "Sian... Why me again ? You all also buay song of him wat."

(Flasher came in thru the door)

Ala : "Hey, wats inside your jacket?"

(Flasher immediately pull out a 9mm handgun and point at eskimo)

Flasher : "Why you want to force me to do work ? I told you 我看 liao. Why you still wanna force me to do? I need more time to 看. 15 weeks is too short. I need to sleep in class one. So I need more time. "
Eskimo : "You everytime 我看, but never do. Of cos must force you to do lar"
Flasher : "那我无话可说。"
Badzom : "You can only 看 , dunno how to 说. Worst thing is you cannot 做。"
Eskimo : "YA LOR"

(Flasher walk closer to Eskimo with gun pointing at Eskimo's head)
Flasher : "那么。。。我要杀了你。"
Eskimo : "Why me again? Is Badzom poke you mah, go kill Badzom"
Flasher : "对不起，我是警察。"

(*Bang* , eskimo fall off the chair and died.)
(Kane saw it and rush over and chokeslam flasher)
(Flasher died due to chokeslam)

Kane : "OMG, eskimo, you badly utilise me... I'm your resource. You should ask me to shield you from the shot. I have never seen student utilise me so badly."

(Play ending song here... Most probabaly is : ken hirai - popstar)

Is my movie cool ? Cool right ? I guess only the homies knew wat inspire this movie... For the rest of you, I guess I just wasted your time reading my crap. You won't understand it unless you are in my class... LOL.

Disclamer : This movie is NOT base on true story. Even if it sounds like you are one of the character in the movie, its not you. Where got asshole will call himself Badzom ? Right ? So this story is fake. So you can't sue me for using you as my movie character. And I have patient this movie... So I can sue you if you use my plot... Savvy ?

CBK of the Carribbean : The curse of Flasher

2006-07-18T23:31:00.000+08:00

Aye, this is the day you guys will always remember. This is the day Captain Badzom Sparrow shot down Mr Flasher, the CBK. I am really du lan with him. He got a CBK face. Nevermind. Your face look like this I cannot blame you. Cannot judge a book by it's cover. So I judge the content of the book. Bullshit. Total bullshit. Inside is full of bullshit. Flasher is a good story teller. He does what he does best... bullshitting out story.

Captain Badzom is so du lan with him that he decided to shoot him down today. So remember kids, today is the day where Captain Badzom Sparrow shot down Flasher the CBK. For the coming 3 weeks project, we are suppose to stick with current team. Means I have to work with Flasher again. No... What am I saying ? What work with him ? He did NOTHING for this past 14 weeks. Nothing... And I say out loudly... NOTHING is coded by him. Our game is like 80% finish. And he did nothing.

So we decide to change team. I took in Jian Wei and wanted to kick out Flasher. But Miss Dioselin let us take in Jian Wei... But we still need to keep Flasher. So become 5 person team. No~~~. I du lan and went to find Miss Dioselin to setter this shitty problem. I drag the secret weapon to show her.

This is eskimo-san with our special weapon on his back

Can you see the special weapon ? Its the " Zhan " card. Those card are used in ancient china to chop off asshole's head. Eskimo-san is team leader so he need to demo how to use this special weapon against Flasher.

Anyway, Captain Badom Sparrow walk to Miss Dioselin and show her the legendary "Zhan" card. You don't get to see this card unless on TV. It's that rare. Miss Dioselin stun for a few secs... Den ask Captain Badzom what is that word on the card. Captain Badzom told her it means "chop off the head". And Captain badzom starts to discuss about Mr Flasher.

This movie does not have a Happy Ending. Yes, indeed this is the day you will remember that Captain Badzom sparrow shot down Mr Flasher. But Mr Flasher is not dead. He stays within the team. But at least the lecturer realise Mr Flasher is not doing any work. A small victory for captain badzom. And a good thing Mr Flasher never die. Which means you get the watch part 2 of CBK of the Carribbean. How cool is that? Awesome.

Jay Chow is god

2006-07-12T18:57:00.000+08:00

Only today then I realise Jay Chow is god. What is god ? God is also human. But he did what others cannot. So he became god. What Mr Chow did leh? His songs damn good. All his song title can be used to express my feelings.

Today, I'm going to express my feelings here. I know you won't be looking at my blog. But thats good. I don't want you to see anyway. Homies, please rate my er.... poem? Song ? article ? Dunno lar. It's my expression.

我知道你 “开不了口” ，但也不需要保持 “安静” 吗。我真的不了解你的 “黑色幽默”。我不是一个 “完美主义” 的人，但我也不是个 “可爱女人”。请不要把我当 “懦夫”。我知道 “你听得到”。请不要给我 “借口”。不要以为你自闭，头发乱到象被 “龙卷风” 吹过我就怕你。我连你 “外婆” 都不怕。现在已经太迟了。。。 “对不起” 也没有用了。我不会让你看到 “晴天” 的。幸好现在不是 “上海1943”。要不然我一定拿出 “双节棍” 把你打成猪头。

See... told you Mr Chow was god. His song title all got use one. Maybe he was also from NYP... LOL.

Football Fever

2006-07-05T10:35:00.000+08:00

Yesterday went to YanPing's house to watch soccer. Woot. We all very high. Because all got bet... LOL.. I predicted result for Ger-Italy will be 0-0. Draw. Den later penatly kick the germans will win.

End up I half correct nia. Won some money... Also gian... LOL. Anyway, Me and YP bet the same. Kar kar different. Justin one is total goal... No hope for 2 balls... LOL. Anyway, I met justin and went to Lot 1 to meet YP and kar kar. Den eat supper at mac. Den go raid YP house.

His room very small... So the 3 of us went to KS him. YP's mom was there at 1st... But we KS her until she buay tahan... So she CC liao. LOL. Crap... I play too much maple. Oh ya... Went to yp house to play maple... Very lame... Cos I need emerald ore... So everybody log in to see they have it or not... LOL.

Den later kar kar went to do our stupid iHorse project. I sit there watch justin and yp play fifa 2005. They trying to simulate the results... LOL. Damn lame. Sian... YP bought a jap CD for $4 nia... China import... Great. I think $10 very cheap liao... now got $4 one... Cool. Awesome. Holiday I want go raid Chinatown liao... Bring $40 to buy 10 CDs... LOL.

We nua until 3am den the match start. I bought 0-0 so everytime got a striker kick a ball I nearly die of heart attack. LOL. 1st time I realise how long is 1 min. I need to last 90 mins leh... Every min there is a possibility the striker will score a goal... LOL. End up I win money... YAY~~~. But I bought Germany as championship leader... Lost that one... Nvm lar... $5 nia...

Watch until like 5.30am ? Den went to sleep. Shag liao. Sleep until 8am need wake up liao... Need go school. Heng today school 2 hours nia. Lucky java lecture was quite interesting... Threads... They just briefly explain what it is. Cool. We need threads for our ihorse... LOL.

Jesus Versus DOTA

2006-06-20T23:19:00.000+08:00

Today my kind christian friend, ling, invite me, a big demon lord, to a christian event. As a demon lord, how can I attend such holy event? LOL. Crap. I don't want to go lar. I went to stupid magic show hosted by christian. And how did it end up? It end up as christian recruiting show.

It's just like NKF show. Every few freaking mins the host will prompt you to call the 1900-112-6868 crappy hotline to donate money. Althought the magic show only prompt us at the end of the show, I still felt tio con. It's a magic show.... Not a Jesus show. Never, ever, ever con me. I hate liars.

With such bad experience of being conned, I decided to skip all christian event. So I open up MSN messenger and gave ling my reply.

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
hey... pai sei ar

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
i not going for ur event

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
i don like christian event... propaganda

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
nt event

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
is a service

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
go lah nt to psycho ppl

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
jiao whey

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
but to let u come n hear abt the talk

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
even magic show also can become to psyco ppl

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
tis one nt sort of tt type

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
tis time is realli a service

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
wats a service?

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
i sit there got ppl come feed me food ar? service...

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
lol lame

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
u ask ur bro wad's a service

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
don wan

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
wait he also psyco me go

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
actualli it's every christian goin for service on sun

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
oh

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
to worship the lord n to hear his words

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
propaganda lar

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
no lah

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
it's for christians

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
tt means those whu accepted God

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
but tis coming sun we r inviting frens

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
cos will b toking abt healing

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
healing can b for everyone

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
healing ? need mana ?

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
u can b healed n receive blessings from God

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
so we want to invite our loved ones to go

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
I don't think I need healing... I need laguna blade...

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
or storm bolt

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
or maybe epicentre

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
lol

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
go lah

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
aiyoz

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
tell your pastor... wan healing jus go back to fountain at your own base

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
LOL

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
or buy potion

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
ring of health

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
plus buy one void stone... can regen mana

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
tt one diff

\(^O^)/ ~~ *miracles* hear me o Lord, hear me when i cry for Your love is higher than the heavens! says:
our healing is foc

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
fountain also FOC...

-=MoGs=- Shinigami™ -=PSG1=- Corporal badzom says:
lol

Craps. I too long never play dota liao. No time to play. Sian. If you dunno whats the whole crap about, most probably you don't play dota. If you don play dota, I advise you to go install WC3 and play dota right now... LOL.

Corp Culture

2006-06-13T23:45:00.000+08:00

What is corp culture ? It's a chapter in communication skills module which teaches you how to fit in into a new company when you found a new job. How hard can it be to fit inside a company? Especially in big companies where there are so much department that nobody in the whole company know who else is in the company except those people working in their department.

To discussing this topic, you need to be either
1. Some big shot CEO of some big company.
2. Some employee who had join many companies and know all different type of corp culture.
3. Some stupid kid who think he is a big shot.

My comm skill lecturer belongs to number 2. She worked in both private and govt sector. Her experiences is really high. From her tone I can tell she at least have worked in 5 different company. Learning from her experience is great.

But today, I am not trying to share her experience with you all. I am now writing as some asshole who belong to number 3. I am writing in terms of a teenager working part-time in a restaurant. I am writing how I feel about corp culture. This is for entertainment purpose and should not be used as a educational material.

Recently my restaurant is shortage of full-time staff. Jenny and Ally ran off because they found some office job. Good for them. But I will miss them. Both of them are very friendly and I like to chat with them. Den the 2 gals from china, Apple and Elaine are going back to china. They came to singapore for attachment. 6 months of attachment. And now is time for them to return home. I will miss them too... They also very friendly... Usually can talk cock with them when there is no customer. In short, this month I got 4 friends who will be leaving. I have 4 friends less to talk with. Sad.

This is when all the corp culture starts. Firstly, I need to accept change. I can accept change. I have seen 2 friends leaving already. No big deal. I guess in the adult working society, job-hopping, quitting, newcomer and kenna fired are common things. I don't think a company will remain the same staff after 5 years. I have no problem accepting it.

So if I can adapt to the change, is that it ? My entry ends here? No. Wrong. I wanted to talk about corp culture. But its not on me. Its on this newcomer. I will call him Mr A. Obviously, Mr A have never learn anything about corp culture. He don't know how to fit in.

Before the day I met him, I have heard from kang about how irritating Mr A was. So when I saw his face, I thought that he have a irritating face. Maybe is because kang comments influence me. So I told myself to judge him fairly.

Our 1st conversation started like this...

A : Do you work only on friday?
Me: No... usually is fri, sat and sunday.
A : Just now there was this japanese guy at table XX
A : He was having his birthday cake.
A : So I wish him happy birthday.
A : He was happy and wanted to treat me to eat the cake.
A : But I told him I was full.
A : He also said he was full.

*Silence for few secs*

Me : (SMLJ... he suddenly change topic until no link. Plus that one is like close ended question... What should I say ? What should I reply ? WTF? The cake, the japanese and the table itself is not related to me lor...)
Me : okay.

As you can see. He is really not good in converstaion skill. If he was a student, he will probably get a F. At this point I was still ok with him. I just find that he is not good at asking open-ended question.

Our 2nd conversation piss me off. It was after work. There was Mr A, me, kang, tong and shirley... 5 of us.

Tong : Kang you really slim leh.
Kang : You also very slim mah.
Tong : Where got? I 60kg leh.
Me : Huh? You 60kg meh? Don't look so leh. You look as slim as kang.
A : What about me? You think I weight how much?
Me : Erm... Dunno... About same bah... 55 to 60kg.
A : You really think so?
Me : Ya... What's your weight?
A : I dunno.
Me : (Wah lan eh chee bye kia... Talk until so long den u tell me u dunno your weight. Den you ask me guess your weight gam lan? You don't even have an answer for me... asshole. Waste my time.)
A : Then whats your weight?
Me : Around 75kg bah.
A : Huh? You so heavy meh?
Me : (Wah kao. Any normal people one look at me will know I am over-weight lor. You eyes got stamp is it?)
Me : Ya...
A : Don't look like it leh...
Me : ....
A : But you look like got a lot of meat.
Me : (SMLJ? I don't look overweight. I just look like got a lot of meat. So the more meat I have, the lighter I am ? Is that your newton's 4th law ?)

At this point, I was piss off with him. I find him very xu wei. Everyone who knows me know I am over-weight. No matter how you look at me, from left, from right, from top or from bottom, I look overweight. Thats the truth. I know who I am and who I AM NOT. So you no need to lie to me asshole. If you lie to me to make me few better, looking like I have a lot of meat does not help in making me feel better about myself.

The 3rd conversation really push me to the limit. I already start to dislike him in the 2nd converstaion. Its the 2nd time he talk to me and he already piss me off. How bad can he be? He get worst in the 3rd converstaion. Tong walk another direction. So left 4 person. Kang was walking with shirley infront. Me and Mr A was behind them.

A : You got girlfriend or not ?
Me : No.
A : Why don't have?
Me : (KNNBCCB.. WTF is wrong with u? Don't have means don't have lar na bei. What you want me to reply ? I don't have girlfriend because I am an asshole ?)

At this point I was really piss off. I start to xia lan him.
Me : I don't have because I don't want to.
Me : I have already ditch 3 , 4 girls already.
A : Huh? You ditch 30 girls? (The converstaion was in chinese... so 3 , 4 sounds like 30)
Me : No. If I have ditch 30 girls I can be love god already.
A : Haha. I see. You don't want girls because they are very troublesome?
Me : Ya.
A : Then did you "play" all your girlfriends before you ditch them ?
Me : No.
A : Why you don't "play" with them 1st?
Me ( Because I am not a bastard like you. Thats why. )
Me : Because I am a honest guy.
A : Haha. I don't believe you.

At this point of time I start to ignore him. He is obviously a chee bye kia. Firstly, you don go around "playing" girls. Its very bastard. Because of scums like you, girls don't trust guys anymore. This cause low birth rate in singapore. And its all because of scums like you. And because girls don't trust guys anymore, thats why I don't have girlfriend. All thanks to you scumbag.

Secondly, I don't know you well. We spoke 3 times nia. And you are talking about "playing" women. I am not your porn kahki leh. I am not some asshole who have shared countless of porn magazine and VCD with you. I don't even know your name. And there you are talking about such topics. It show that you dunno how to fit into a "clean" company. And it shows your morale. You have none, asshole.

The second day. He witness another corp culture. That is eating supper. Inside my restaurant, every night, there will be leftover fried rice. Usually I won't eat that uneless I am very hungry. But sometimes, when the chef have time, they will cook supper. Those supper I comfirm will eat. Some really nice lar... Chef cook one leh. And the last type of supper is dessert. When customer cancelled dessert, we get to eat it.

I love dessert very much and heng heng that day got dessert. So Mr A saw me eating dessert. And he said... You appetite very good hor. I was pissed off. He was obviously hinting that I was over-weight. But this is corp culture. Got supper we eat. No supper we go home. If you don want to eat, fuck off. Don't come bother me. This is corp culture. Either you adapt to our company. Or you fuck off. I hope you fuck off.

So in short, I want to advise to my fellow friends. Corp culture is important. Don't treat corp culture (eating of supper) as personal habits. Somethings might seems wierd to a newbie like you. but for us lao jiao, we know its common. If you ever join a new company. Spend a few days observing corp culture before making stupid comments. The things you are commenting might be a corp culture in some company.

Secondly, watch what you say. Obviously avoid sensitive topics. Use your brains. 1st impression is important. Friendly is friendly. But speaking sensitive topics to your new friends does not 100% shows you are a open-minded person. You don't mind about it but I mind. I don't like bastards who "play" with girls. I eat this kind of bastards for lunch.

Internet Craps

2006-06-01T17:55:00.000+08:00

I have enough of internet craps. There are lots of crap in the internet. If you are every bored, you can always go to hardwarezone.com and find the forum. Go into Eat-Drink-Man-Women and you will see lots of craps. That place is a temple for craps. All talk cock king will gather in there and talk from politics to sex to funny pic to watever shit. In short, its full of craps.

Whats wrong with crap ? Nothing is wrong. Those crap usually brighten my day. Some are quite funny.HWZ forum a great place. So why am I complaining ? I wanna talk about craps that are send to email. Its more commonly known as Junk Mail.

Junk mails are filter out by hotmail. But its only filter out like 40% of the junk. Most of the junk mail I recieve is send by some ulu ulu unknown assholes. They make money by sending those junk to my email. I got some email which are real bullshit.

For example:

Sender : Asshole@asshole.org Subject: IAmLookingForWierdPenis

... WTF is wrong with you? Sick bastard. What makes you think I have a wierd penis you asshole. Yes, I know sometimes my attitude is very "guai lan"... But that doesn't mean I have a wierd penis right ? Right ?

Its ok... I forgive those asshole because they usually send email to random email address. They are not meant to send to me on purpose. Especially the wierd penis email. Definately not to me. I insist my penis is healthy and normal looking... LOL.

The thing I hate about junk mail is not those bullshit send by some ulu ulu assholes. Its those email send by friends. I have seen so many junk that I will delete it without reading finish the whole email. There are a few types of this kind of bullshit send by friends.

Type A
XXX Company is closing down your account unless you forward this email to 20 assholes.

This is very common type of email. Example :

Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers.

Yes, yes, yes... Typical XXX company going to close your account. But wait, if you send the email to your friends, you get to save your account. Yay. Sounds like a good deal. Can you people even stop and think for one min ? There is no way to track whether the email is send to which bastard. So how does MSN know you have send the email ?

And those company usually provide you free account. Since they willing to do it, they won't take away your account for such stupid reasons. Please use your brains and think. I saw this kind of email like 2 to 3 yrs ago. It threatens to close my friendster lar, close my MSN lar. And now what ? I still have my MSN and friendster account. And I didn't give a fuck about sending the stupid email.

Type B
Some poor kid is dying and so big fuck company agree to donate 5 cents everytime the emails get forward to another person.

Again... boring trick. There is not why to track where the fuck the email was send to. Even if there was, the big fuck company need spends lots of money to track it... If I was the CEO of the big fuck company, I will just use the money and save the kid instead of doing such bo liao things.

And the funniest email I saw was something like this... Please forward this email... blah blah blah... everytime it gets forward, some company will give 5 cents to help this kid who is so sick and lying in hospital. The sick little kid can live like 3 more months only so please send the email ASAP.

Sounds so sad. So I decided to check out the time the email was send and check how much time the little boy had left. Guess what? The email was send like 1 to 2 yrs ago. The boys should be dead when I recieved the email. And stupid people continue to forward the email without thinking. Please use your brains.

Type C
Something like friendster network.

This is another shitty problem. I dunno why you all like to join such craps. I have nothing against friendster. I also got use friendster... But seldom nia... Because I very nua. But I still like to use friendster. But I dunno why after you all have friendster account, you all seems unhappy.

You all started to
join multiply.com
join hi5.com
join bebo.com
join WAYN.com
join blingbox.com

The funny thing was... All the website give the same function as friendster... Add friend lar... Add photo... Update your profile. And the funniest thing was you people started to add the same friends as you did in friendster... Add the exactly SAME photo in both website. Add the profile is more or less the same. So you all join so many website with same function gam lan ? One is enough. I will stick with friendster. Don't do extra things.

(P.S - Recently very busy so will seldom blog... wait for holiday bah... Holiday will have more time to kao pei kao bu on my blog)

Tokyo Game Show 2006

2006-05-17T20:50:00.000+08:00

Nowadays really busy with school work. We are keep being force to work on our GLUT project. I feel that I don have time to breath. I am suffocating under such high pressure. I dunno why they wan to give us such high pressure... They wan use high pressure and add in some coke under high temperature to form Iron izzit ? Ta ma de.

Anyway, today's main topic is Tokyo Game Show 2006. For those who dunno wat is it, Its a mega big expo show that will show off lastest game, game console and dunno wat shit lar. In short, its cool.

NYP is so kind hearted that they plan to organise to let people from my course to go for the show. Cool. NYP is so kind hearted that they decide to subsidize for us. NYP will be paying for the fucking Coach. Cool. We students need to pay $1600 to $2000 for this trip while NYP is paying for the fucking coach which I expect is at most $200 to rent the whole fucking bus. Assuming that 20 people is going, that means school will subsidize $10 for each person. Ultra COOL. You can't find such stingy-ism at anywhere except in NYP.

Anyway, $2000 is not cheap. But its too tempting to go. I am very confuse whether to go or not.

GOOD POINTS
-Its in tokyo !!! I always wanted to go japan !!!
-I never ride a plane before. This will be my 1st time... XD
-We can see lots of new game and new tech at the show. Cool
-We get to see those kawaii jap gals at the booth. *Drool*
-We get to visit some game company. This is only possible if we go with school.
-We get to go some LJ place. Forget the name. Its like Sim Lim Square in Singapore... Sort of a region with newest gadget and stuff. Some gadget are only sold there and not in rest of the world... Cool.
-Can go with homies... Should be very fun and high. Weee~~~

BAD POINTS
-The cost... $2000. Holy shit. I intend to borrow from my mom and dad.
-If I borrow $2k from them I need to work 2 days per week, 4 weeks per month and suffer for 7 months until I can fully paid back my parents.
-If I keep working every week, I will ahve no time to do GLUT project. My grades will suffer and I will pull my team down too.
-Its a 6 day trip. Like bo hua leh. $2000 I can buy Ps3 and have a few months of fun instead of spending the money for 6 days of fun.
-Teddy is going. This is the worst.
-$2000 is my maximun. Meaning I go there also no $$ to buy present for frens. And I got so many frens... Not I don wan to buy... Is I no money buy.
-For SGD$50 a day, Mr Tan expect we can only afford fast food in Japan. WTF. Their standard of living too high liao. $SGD50 I can eat 5 days in Singapore liao. Even eat fast food also can eat 3 days.
-I am paying $500 for the trip 1st. I borrow $1500 from parents. This means my bank is empty liao. Sad. I got many things wan buy one... I wan 2GB mem stick. I wan buy Nintendo DS Lite. Sian. No money liao.
-If I really go, I have to work 7 months to repay my debt. Which is around Feb 2007. Until that time I don have money to buy anything, watch movie, go kbox, go out and play. Most probably stay at home or go work. Sad life.

Sian. Seems very negative leh... But I still wanna go. Japan leh. Somemore while writing this line, it seems like 3 to 4 homies are going. Kar kar dad won 4D so he can go. Wah kao. So Zhun. God ar god ar. Let my dad also tio 4D leh. I wan go Jap. If my dad really tio 4D of more than $4000 hor, I immediately go join Christian... LOL.

Japanese make you high. Very high.

2006-05-07T09:46:00.000+08:00

おはよおございます，I was very busy this 2 weeks so I never blog much.　すみません。(This line is purposely wrote to piss off people who keep wrote blog in french, german or any other lan jiao language before on your blog. Blogs are mean to be read, so if you wan to show off your foreign language, you can write your entry in whatever language you wan. But please translate it too so your reader can read easily. )

Anyway, I wanna talk about last friday. Very high. Jap lesson was cool. Our lecturer was cool. Jap lecturer speaking chinese is cool. Jap lecturer who is friendly and joking with us is cool. Justin was the only one in the class of 21 people who forgot to bring a earphone and end up that I have to share with him. That was not cool. LOL.

We learned the greeting words today. Saw some stupid video about some carpenter san. He keeps saying Ha ji me ma shi te (How do you do?) and Doo zo yo ro shi ku o ne gai shi masu (Nice to meet you). Den after jap lesson we all very high. We went to toilet. Den we got 8 ppl mah... too many people so must Q up to use toilet.

Only left me and Wye Q up. Den very bo liao. Den I started to bang the cubicle door which Ala was inside and I start to shout "ha ji me ma shi te". Damn high lar. We all very sick. Jap will make ppl high. LOL.

After school I went to work. I forgot jap lesson extend 1 hr. So end up 6pm den release. 6pm I comfirm late for work. Reach there around 7.10pm liao. Rush to change uniform den go work. I never ate dinner cos late liao. But Elaine and Ally ask me go eat 1st... Cos that time no customer. So I went to eat. LOL. So I started work around 7.30pm I guess... LOL.

Den at Coca something happened. There was a wierd man in Section A. I was at Section C lar. But I heard Apple complain about the wierd man. The most funny thing was the man look like the guy in Densha Otoko/電車男. Really LOL. Den he talk also like freaky nerd that kind.

Actually I will nv see him one. Cos differnt section. But that wierdo barge into my territory, which is sect C for that night, to look for Apple. LOL. I see his face I know that horny bastard is looking for Apple... LOL. But I was too tired, So I leave him alone... Let him comb and search the whole sect C.

As he was searching sect C. I saw Apple at Sect B. I nearly LOL. I will explain more clearly. There are 4 sections in my restaurant. Sect A, Sect B, Sect C and VIP room. Sect A is where the 電車男 sat. And from Sect A, you can see the whole of Sect B. Whereas from Sect C, I can only see 50% of Sect B.

Conclusion, means that from sect A, u get higher chance to spot Apple there. But he blind until cannot see Apple at sect B. But even I can spot her from sect C. LOL. Anyway, that 電車男 very wierd lar. I also afraid of him. And the funny thing was he really look like he just film finish 電車男 movie like that. He looks really like the guy in 電車男... LOL.

My life is really crazy nowadays. I dunno why also. Crazy project. Crazy flasher. Crazy things happens a lot during this semester. And friendster now also crazy. Some unknown chio bu keep looking at my profile. Some are fren's fren. But problem is that fren of mine is online fren. Means I dunno them one. Den their fren come my friendster gam lan? I also dunno them. I also not handsome. Gam lan see my profile?

Den got any one is really crazy. A american come to view my profile. SMLJ. I check friendster link. She is not in my fren's fren's fren's X 1000 times network. Meaning she is totally unrelated to me. Den why she suddenly search for yanlong this name ? Wierd. Another another account is worst. Totally is newly created account. It was created to spy me. The account have no photo, no profile and no friends at all.

WTF. Suddenly so many ppl spy me. WTF did I do this time ? Weird things keep happening on me. Crazy stuff. This is sick. Somebody please help me. @_@

Crazy 1st week

2006-04-22T15:21:00.000+08:00

Gosh. I am in year 2 already. So fast. O levels seems like yesterday only. This year is another crazy year. More crazier than last year. A lot of crazy things happen. Saw a lot of crazy people and some crazy people left. Its good not to see so many childhood friends.

Talking about crazy things. First. The year 1. Freshies. Newbies. Whatever. They seems to invade our place. Did this year of intake student increase? Or is our NYP shrinking ? From last year experience, we conclude that :

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But this year, I think our school is so overpopulated that when FJ is full, MacDonalds is nearly full. WTF is this. Why suddenly got so many people ? 1st day nia already hard to find a place to sit at MacDonalds. This is freaking sick. We have to fight with the year 1 for seats in FJ or Mac. Suddenly my life become so advanturous. Even eating must also fight... You think this is Final Fantasy ar?

Next, I will talk about some crazy lecturer. They are quite ok lar. Not bad. At least for now.

1st is Ms Yeeba Yeeba. She is Speedy Gonzales. LOL. Not because she is damn fast. Its because her real name really have a Gonzales inside. So I call her Yeeba Yeeba. LOL. She is quite ok.

And she invented a lottery system. Its a program that will randomly pick a name out of the whole course and the person will be asked to do a summary for the lecture. Sounds hard. But actually very easy. Becos she already wrote the summary out liao... You just have to read it out loud. How hard can that be ? LOL.

2nd was Corporal Tang. Taught us C++ last year. Now teaching us Java. One lecture we covered 2 lecture and the 1st 3 hr lab become 40 mins lab. Because we got the programming foundation from C++ liao... So very easy... ITS THE SAME. lol. Cool. Hope everything is the same. Den no need do anything. LOL.

3rd was Kenji sensei. Jap teacher. Cool shit. He knows Eng, Jap and Chi. WTF. Chinese leh. Mai siao siao. At 1st he wrote his jap name. Which is 太田健史. Being a chinese, Of cos we read it as 4 chinese word lar. Den he stun us by replying :

"No no no. Not 太田健史. It's OTA KENJI. This is not chinese. I know chinese. 我会华语。你们不可以骂我。"

How cool can a jap teacher be? Of cos is one who you cannot use chinese to scold him. Thats cool.
He learned chinese as 3rd language. Cool. I guess it will be cool if I can communicate in jap next time. Den I will start writing my blog in jap. Because more and more ppl like to write blog in french... Because they learned french ? Den show off izzit? LOL. I saw like 3 to 5 ppl write in french liao. U all just wait. Once I master my jap you all will see a jap version of projectcloud. Muhahaha.

OMG... I ish Gay leh... LOL

2006-04-13T11:39:00.000+08:00

Sian... I ish wanna die liao. This week is last week of holiday. And guess wat ? I am nearly working everyday. Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday. Heng Monday no need work... Arbo jackpot liao. Ding Ding~~~

Den not much time to write blog... So now one shot write for few days one.

Monday
We PS Mandy... LOL. Never go Sentosa. Guess we all are tired after ice-skating bah. Personally I don wan go becos I got rashes... Den cannot go swim... Den Sentosa other than the beach nothing to play liao. You don expect me to go build sand castle right ? LOL.

Anyway, Sorry to Mandy... LOL... Next time den we go... LOL.

I use the free day to go buy handphone. Wanted to go orchard buy phone one. Cos there got a very nice shop selling very cheap phone. Hardwarezone ppl say the shop very good... So can trust the shop. But hor... I lazy to go orchard lar... Also go alone very nua...

So I decided to go the fucked up Singtel shop again. Hear the uncle talk cock... Ta ma de. I bought SE W550i for $460. At 1st he wan sell for $480 one... I go bargain... Becos orchard there selling at $460... So if both same price I buy from yishun better mah... Save time...

I went home and my bro do stunt again. Inside the phone got java game mah... Worms... Den he play until very shuang... LOL. SMLJ... Handphone game nia he also play until so shuang. LOL. Childish. LOL.

Oh... Btw, Thank You Annie for being the 1st and the last person who give me her contact number. The rest of my fren all buay zi dong one... I lost sim card mah... Of cos is all contact number lost right ? Only Annie bother to give me her number... Hai... The rest all mei liang xin one... LOL.

Anyway, I realise my Panasonic VS2 software I got save my contact list... Heng ar... So I still have all number. So you all mei liang xin one can don give me contact number liao. lol.

Tuesday
Ivan they all wan go shopping. Ivan wan buy pants. Me and Kang got work tonight... So we just accompany them walk walk and later go to work. We went to J8 and walk. In the end never buy anything... Ivan cannot find it... LOL.

After that Me and Kang go bugis to nua before going to work. Hear him talk about his freshie orientation camp... Wah.. Damn fun lor. Regret never join SP. Sad lar... SP better than NYP. Their camp so fun de... Even the orgainser also very zai one... My 1st impression of NYP's OGL is so-so nia lar... Don think they very zai.... Thats why I quit OGL... LOL.

Den we go buy old chang kee and go food court there to sit and eat. Thank you Kang for treating me eat curry puff.... Thanks =) Den got time so I lend kang's phone to update my contact list. I very lazy so I only add people who I got contact with one and regard as close frens... Others don care 1st... Got time den write inside... LOL.

Den later we went to bugis library to slack. There very nice lor. Those haven go should go see see if you got nothing to do. And I found a very nice place there... See a few couples there studying... Hmm... Next time I got galfren I surely con her to go there study with me... LOL. The place very peaceful lar... LOL.

Den we walk walk around to take photo and video. I realise my phone very sick. If you set to silent mode you take picture no sound one. Sick. Can secretly take pic of chio bu... Obviously the phone is design for lao ti ko... Sian... Den why I go buy? I dunno lor... LOL.

Den went to COCA to work. Nothing much happen lar. Den Shawn ask us to think of a nice chinese name for his son. OMG... LOL. Shirley got baby liao... Den we start to talk about names... Shawn say he and his 2 bros name can form word one. Take the last word of their name fomr the 3 of them and it will form Qian San Ming(top 3 position). Nice name... LOL.

Wednesday
Went to work alone... Hai~~ Kang not working today. Lucky there was not much customer. Slack around. Nothing to do so start to talk cock. We start to talk about language. It started because Awud call Eliane idoit... Den Eliane don understand... Because she and Apple are from china... English is limited... lol.

Den we sharing wat japanese word we knew... I only know baka and "ohayo inu sensei"... LOL. Anyway, they say until korea word. Den Eliane said "Sa Dam Hey You"... I stun for awhile. sounds familiar. Den she explain is Wo Ai Ni... Oh... oh... oh... I remeber liao... Is in lin jun jie's cao cao's ablum mah... 1st track... The lyrics got wat...

Den becos I remember where I hear this word before mah... So I stand there stun lar... Cos I thinking mah... Den Eliane suddenly blush and laugh and squat down... She say she didn't mean she like me... She was saying the meaning of the word. I stun. Siao Char Bor... I also know lar... Maybe is I stun there thinking den she thought that I thought she like me... Siao... She think too much liao lar... LOL

Den I continue to chat with Apple. Den Shawn walk pass and tell me don look into her eyes. Den I stun and ask him why lor. Shawn say wait I tio seduce by her... Den I talk cock say... "Don worry... I only interested in male..."

Den the 2 siao char bor really thought I am gay... They start to discuss together and gigling like some pri sch gal gossiping others. Siao. Den finally Apple came and ask me I really gay izzit ? I nearly laugh until stomachache. Sian.

I am straight one lor... I always talk cock being gay nia... My close fren should know I always talk cock one... LOL. But I am really straight lar... Although I don have galfren but not my fault right ? too bad I'm not handsome wat... LOL.

Anyway, I told Apple the truth... Den she started to say I con her feeling lar... wat bluff her... say I gay... blah blah blah.. U 2 siao char bor... Where got gay say loudly he is gay one ? LOL. Of cos is joking one right ? Somemore shawn not scare of me u 2 scare gam lan ? LOL. So lame.

Ice skating

2006-04-09T20:13:00.000+08:00

Talk about yesterday 1st. Yesterday I was working at COCA. And saw Daphne Khoo... She from Singapore idol one... Chio bu... LOL. This time is 2nd time saw her liao. Last time is last year saw her... Also at COCA.

Last year she came to celebrate some relative birthday... This year also same... I guess I'm lucky to see her bah... Last year I think she came in afternoon. Also during this period of time. That time poly haven start mah... So I work afternoon shift and I saw her. Now I work night shift also see her... LOL.

But too bad I'm not really her fan lar. I got listen only one of her song. I lazy to chase all those idols. Why idols don come chase me ? Why I need to pay $100 to $200 to watch Jay Chow concert? He should give me money and invite me to his concert right ? LOL.

But its still nice to see chio bu lar... Very refreshing... LOL. And another good thing happen. I found $2... Yay!! Found it inside the stupid booklet which I use to take order. I thought GOD had send me $2 to brighten my day... No... Brighten my night... I working night shift...

Anyway, later I found out the $2 is kang one. Sian half. He pi gu yang... even the stupid booklet also use mine one. He say he lost $2 inside the locker. I share locker with him de. And the booklet was place in the locker... Obviously is Kang one lor... Hai... So there is no GOD after all... Maybe have... but he don wan give me $2... LOL.

Den today go Jurong ice skating. Ice skating very ma fan. You need to be in groups of 4 to enjoy the unlimited time inside the place. If don have grp of 4 you pay $12 for 2 hours nia. Bo hua lor. I came before le. That was like sec 4 ? Very very long liao.

Den I dunno how to skate... Need Saw hui help me... LOL. Jacks, vin and zhao pro... 1st time go and they learn how to skate before they leave the place. Only I still dunno how to skate. I think is the stupid shoe... Too tight... I skate 1 round nia den leg pain liao... Need rest. KNN. Wast e a lot of time.

The place very stupid lar. They give you shoes size by the lenght of your feet. TA MA DE. Not accurate lor. My feet not very long... But very broad... So I need bigger shoes... He insit I take smaller one. KNN... I wan bigger one you jus give me lar... Say so much gam lan. I got pay $$ right ? LOL

Anyway, we play like 5 hours? LOL. And I still dunno how to skate. Don say skate. Even walk slowly on ice I also got problem. Need more training bah... LOL. And very hard to train. Because Sunday got many little kids go there play. I don have license one. They also NO license. So I scare I hit them. Next time weekdays den go lar... LOL.

Anyway, BIG THANK YOU to Saw Hui who wasted her time keep on helping me to skate... LOL. Really thank you lar. Without you I cannot cross that "River" part... LOL. Thanks for training me... I think I can do better during next trip. Thanks for being a good "driver" so I can continue to be "passenger"... LOL.

Small Thank You to zhao who only guide me one time. But he very patient lar... He know I can only walk slowly... So he accompany me slowly skate... LOL. Thanks you. But you only got small thank you because you help me once nia... LOL

Tiny Thank You to Sheng who also help me cross the "river" one time. But he also NO license one. He dunno how to skate yet you see him do dangerous stunt one. I very scare when he help me across the "river"... LOL. So tiny thank you for you nia... LOL.

Ya... Very xia suay. Need Saw hui guide me. I saw a lot of ppl at there is the guy teach the gal one. Only me is Gal teach guy... KNN throw face... LOL. Pai sei ar saw hui... Your shifu is "nen wen nen wu" but cannot skate one... Maybe my "Qing Gong" not good... LOL. Crap. Next time go play again... I wanna train.

Yay !!! Helicopter

2006-04-07T20:33:00.000+08:00

Today afternoon went to buy PS2 games and go see new handphone. Met Alaric and go buy game. Ta ma de. Buy for so many people. Like got 10++ Disc. Heng I got $100 with me... So I pay 1st lor.

But the uncle ask fei hua leh... He ask : "You buy for friends ar?"

Arbo ? I bought 5 pieces of Kingdom Hearts 2 leh. I ownself play need 5 pieces meh ? 1 morning play. 1 afternoon play. 1 at night play. 1 after midnight den play. Last one keep in cupboard... Collector's edition. LOL. Stupid question will get stupid answer.

But I never say him lar... Cos that uncle very nice guy... If ppl treat me nice I will treat u nicer. If u wan come fuck me I will fuck u back 2 times. Its my simple theory for life. Just don fuck me... Treat me nicely. I am just a book. Bah... Library propaganda.

After that I went to see handphone. Sian. The Singtel shop uncle very KNN lar. N00b still wanna act pro. Wan talk cock with me. You older than me... but lim pei talk cock experience is more than you lor.

I wan Sony Ericsson W550i. I like it because of its design. For me, I just need a phone with good camera can liao. I got my PSP to play music and watch video and play game. So I just need a good camera phone.

Another phone I like is Samsung D500... Like stop production liao. Anyway, I also like the design. But the uncle talk cock with me... He say hear my tone he know I wan a lot of function one. Fuck u lar. My PSP can tok your phone into little pieces lor. Dunno still wan anyhow say.

Den the price very high mah... So I ask him how much is Panasonic VS2. He told me no more producing liao. Nevermind lar. Den he say VS2 no good. KNNBCCB. WTF no good. Its better than your lanjiao.(Use YanPing's tone here)

I like VS2 very much lor. He bullshit me. Piss me off. Vs2 screen is 16million colour leh. Other phone maximum is 262k nia. Fuck u lar. Insult homie phone. You wanna die izzit. I piss off I walk out of the shop.

2nd stop is starhub shop. The uncle there more xia lan. He thinks I don have $$ like that. Don wan to serve me. I ask question he like not interested to answer me. He keep on doing some bo liao work. Fuck you lar.

Its not I cannot afford your stupid phone. Your handphone $1000 I also can afford. But I see no point in buying so expensive. I also left the shop. I throw money into dustbin also don wan let you earn my money. So xia lan gam lan. I more xia lan than you lor.

Went home... Den go COCA to work. Sian. Return home... Very tired... Went to bath. Den come out I stun. I saw a Helicopter in my living room. My bro return from China... Pengz. He went like few weeks liao... Do wat mission in China lar. Den my mom thought he came back on Sunday. He suddenly came back tonight.

He actually got sms me. But I lost my phone... So I dunno he coming back. Anyway, he bought a toy helicopter for me. I stun. Its those battery operated toy helicopter. BUY FOR ME GAM LAN. I 18 years old this year. And you bought a toy helicopter for me. Nice. I not 8 years old lor.

Anyway, I'm still quite happy lar. He like many years never buy anything for me liao. Den later I told him I lost my phone. I plan to buy SE W550 because my budget around $400... W550 is $460. Den I also like Motorola V3i... But $510... So I don wan. Den he say he sponsor me $110. Wah... abit stun lar. Those words come from his mouth... stunner.

Anyway, I still plan to pay it on my own money lar. He got the heart can liao... This month I work a lot in COCA. Should be able to cover my handphone cost.

Den my dad woke up. He saw the helicopter and he told me... "See your brother so good, buy a helicopter let you drive to COCA" Pengz. LOL. If really can take me to COCA I don mind... LOL. I travel on MRT need like 1 hour lor. Waste time. Helicopter maybe need 20 mins can reach there liao... LOL. But I dunno land my helicopter at where... LOL.

I lost my handphone. Baka.

2006-04-06T22:33:00.000+08:00

Yesterday got chalet at Aloha Loyang. We actually planned to go BBQ nia. Den go home after that. But due to very late at night liao so we stayed at chalet. Somemore got soccer match. They all wanted to watch. I ish shui bian one... lol. So we stayed.

We meet at 4pm at the bus-stop opp Yishun MRT. Den take bus 969 to Tampines. That was the last time I saw my phone liao. I took out my phone and took picture of the cloud because I think it was very nice. I always love clouds. Take pic liao I think I put back inside my pocket.

Den my pocket quite shallow. Plus my sitting position very slanted. So maybe my phone slip out of my pocket and drop off. Hai~. Sad. I bought my Panasonic VS2 for less den 5 months lor. Like Dec 2005 buy one. Sad lar.

Got so many memories inside. All good one and bad one. All memories I wanted to keep one. But sad lar... Lost my HP.

Memories that are lost.
1) Panasonic VS2 was the official homies phone. I lost it. Sad.
2) I lost all my photos. Some I never save. Sad.
3) Ringtone !!! My Jay Chow's Mai Ya Tang sms tone. And D-technolife ringtone which I made for my phone ringtone.
4) Recorded sound. SYNY Mr Quah is gone. Sad ar. And those horse sound we made... All gone.
5) Animated gif... The pic where I kick the vending machine... Gone. Heng I got save inside my com liao.
6) Contacts. I lost everybody contact. I only record contact numbers in 2 places. My sim card and my HP. Obviously both are lost at the same time. Nice one. Tio owned.

Not everything was lost lar. But VS2 accompany me for 5 months liao. The kick vending machine picture was taken by my VS2. I still have the picture. But having the phone which took this picture is more meaningful.

Anyway, continue my story. We reach tampines den we took bus 3 to downtown east. Only after I went into downtown east den I realise my phone missing. Went back to bus-stop to see see look look. Really hope is I drop somewhere there. But cannot find it. After serious thinking, my best guess is I drop it during bus 969. Sian half.

I tired calling my phone... Useless. Becauswe I set to silent. Hai~~~. I tried sms to my phone. Hoping some kind soul will return my phone to me. But... Hai~~~. You can only find kind ppl in fairy tales. And in me of course. I'm really kind. LOL.

Seriously, If I found a phone I will return it. I am not saying this because I just lost my phone... I really meant it. If you lose your phone you surely wanna jump down building liao. Very expensive you know ? lol. I got ask Jojo and Awud before. Wat they will do if they find a HP. They gave me same answer. See model 1st. Expensive take.... Cheap return. LOL. My phone is cheap one... $99 nia... Why u all wan to take leh? LOL.

Anyway, back to story again. We at down town east. Den we flag a taxi to go Aloha Loyang. And guess wat ? The tupid uncle say here is already aloha loyang. Rubbish. In the end the taxi fare was $4. How can $4 worth of distance be "Aloha Loyang is here lor" ??? Stupid uncle... lol.

Aloha chalet damn nice lor. Very big. 1 big living room. TV is like 21 or 24 inch one... Quite big. 2 bedrooms with 2 bed each ? 2 toilet somemore. Power. Den 1 big kitchen. Got stove somemore. Damn nice. Outside got nice nice BBQ pit. And got shelter nearby for ppl to gather and sit down. Its just 30 times better den downtown east or costal sands lar.

Next time hold chalet I wan it at aloha. Very clean also. I stay one night nia but never saw a single cockroach. LOL. Mr Neo book the chalet... He is teacher mah... Civil servant... Den only $100++ nia. Usual is $300++ lor. WTF. So good. Next time hold chalet I will trouble him to help me book liao... LOL.

We reach there very bored. Some play mahjong. Some watch tv. Some play psp. Some play magic card. Den rot until dunno wat time. Den they ask us to start fire. Ivan went to start fire... He NPCC one mah... lol. Me, chee and sheng went to help.

Fire started and we went to watch TV... LOL. Stupid show. Got steven lim. Den we keep on watch tv until like 10pm ? LOL. I suddenly very hungry. Den I see watch. Stun. 10pm liao... Still haven eat... LOL. We went to BBQ our own food.

Mr Neo came and BBQ for us. He really nice teacher lar. Everytime help us BBQ. Den go home. Sad ar. Very nice teacher. I see his so xin ku... Wan help him. But I dunno how to BBQ. Only stand behind him give him moral support... LOL.

After we eat finish we went to bedroom to play. Got air-con. Very fun... lol. We talk cock say is Naria. Cos got a cupboard there. Den the air con very cold... Like Naria weather... LOL. Den we play until very siao. Den XR came and drag me into the room to have sex... LOL. Sick bastard. CS joined in the fun... LOL. Den we 3 gay inside the room... I quickly run out... LOL. Den later went back in to talk cock, play psp, listen to mp3.

Den very sian... We go paly mahjong. Play halfway the gals say they wan play. So we siam lor. went back to room. Watch choong loong play blackjack. He very talk cock one. He say if he win $10 he will go take taxi run around pasir ris 5 times... LOL.

Den 2.30am we all went to living room to watch soccer. I not soccer fan but shui bian watch lar. Nothing to do also. Watch after 1 match still got another match. I nua half. Den I sleep on chair... LOL. I woke up saw got breakfast liao. Got chicken wing... LOL. Den got noodles.

A BIG Thank You to Saw hui who cook the noodles and the chicken for us... LOL.

Must give credit... lol. I woke up quite hungry. Den suddenly got noodles and chicken wing. Eat liao can regenerate HP... 11HP/sec... LOL. Can heal very fast. Got gals at chalet better... At least got things to eat... Last time homies chalet... Only got cup noodles... LOL. Hai... My course sad ar... Why no gals? LOL.

Den after breakfast we play puzzle fighter... Lame. Jacks very pro. Follow by zhao. Sick bastards... LOL. Den XR n00b. Tio trash by me. But XR win saw hui... LOL. Den got one match XR won me... den he don wan play liao... LOL. XR very bird lar. Love playing with him. Last time sec 4 we play like siao... LOL. Miss those days... haha.

Den morning 7.50am we left chalet. We wanted to go home. Saw hui going to work. Angie going to NYP orientation.

Sorry leh saw hui.... made u late for work... pai sei.

Haha... And angie went for something that we went last year. She lagging. LOL. So old still go act n00b... LOL. How can she be freshman ? She old man liao... LOL.

The rest of us took MRT from pasir ris back to yishun. Nua. very long distance. We keep talking cock. LOL. Came back to yishun liao. Went to Macdonalds to eat breakfast. Den went home. Nua. Damn tired. Sleep only 1 hour on chair in chalet.

Reach home bath liao den sleep. I lost my HP so I ask Singtel to sned me a new sim card. Nice. They send to my house. But the person bullshit me lar. Say wat need photocopy of IC and stuff... In the end the guy jus came, ask me to sign, give me the sim card and he left. Rubbish. Waste my time.

April Fool

2006-04-01T10:29:00.000+08:00

This year April Fool is still very safe. Now holiday period. Plus I never go out with friends today thus nobody can fool me. Bwahahaha. At least that is wat I thought. I went to COCA to work instead. COCA all is adult liao, won't play such silly trick.

But I still stun tio in COCA. @!#$%^&%*%
Got 3 things that stun me.

1st thing was there was a new cashier. Transfer over from Novena branch. I seriously didn't notice. Cos I jus came out of kitchen den I saw chris. Chris start to argue with me for no reason. She very pi gu yang. She just wan to argue with me. So I entertain her awhile.

But hor, she was with James leh... Ta ma de. James is very high rank person lar. Director or something like that lar. Higher than manager lower than boss. Very high rank one lar. Den infront of him that Chris still wan argue with me. Sian half. Wait I tio fired den how ? LOL. So I entertain Chris for like 10 secs den I ran to my section to work.

Den Jojo come to talk to me. Tell me about new promotion and got new cashier. Den I stun. I look over to the bar, really got new gal. She got dye hair... So I thought she was Jenny, So I don care... LOL.

The most terrifying part was when I took a closer look at the new gal. Stun. SHE LOOK LIKE YANG ZHI. OMG. LOL. Stunner. If YangZhi got a sister hor, I 100% comfirm is her. She got dye hair like YangZhi. Plus the face really is like 90% YangZhi lor. Got mi mi yan one... just like YangZhi... LOL. YangZhi Clone... LOL.

Den nvm. I continue to work. Got a lot of customer. Work until wanna die. Around 10++pm den most customer leave le. Left few tables. Den Jojo suddenly ask me go refill soya sauce. Talk cock with me say wat I got 1 year nv do that le... So ask me to do. I very tired so nua nua go refill.

Den 2nd stun came. I pour until the big bottle of soya sauce also finish liao. Den I sian half. I wanted to shout for Jojo liao. Den suddenly Jojo's husband pop out of nowhere. He saw the empty soya sauce bottle. Den he say he go take new one for me. I stun.

Jojo's husband not working here lor... how he know where is soya sauce? But somehow he return with soya sauce. I was too tired to think why he know where it is. So I heck care. Den he start to talk cock with me. He ask me help him make the OGG player for nokia phone. Den he pass me Jojo's MMC. He quite friendly lar.

Den later I found out. He is working at COCA one. He is big chef somemore. BIG CHEF leh. WTF. Stun. Den I heard he last time work at our branch de... Den transfer to novena, den come back again. WTF? Double stun. I thought he dunno wat job one. Never expect he also COCA one. COCA ppl all very funny. Many are related one. Jojo and her husband. Shawn and Shirley. Tiffany and Mei Rong. All related one... LOL. Machiam family business... LOL.

3rd stun very sad lar. Our thai chef ah biao... He transfer to International building branch.
@#%@$&^$@&.
He was very nice and friendly one. Got talk cock with me one. And he always make supper for us. The kitchen auntie told me now no more supper liao. Cos ah biao not around. Sad ar. No supper. LOL. He really very friendly one. Go kitchen can always hear his voice. Now kitchen very silent le... Hai.

He treat me like good fren like that. Got one time he took MRT. Den I jus came back from work. He saw me at yishun MRT station. I nv saw him lar. Den few days later he came and told me he saw me. He like very enthu like that... LOL. And he talk about it 2 times... LOL.

I think only real frens will do that. Seriously, so what if you saw me at somewhere? I didn't saw u and I walk away. So ? If not frens hor we won't care. Only close frens will start to sms u telling u he saw u at where... LOL. Although its really bo liao lar. So wat u saw me? But only real frens will do such stunt one lar. If I saw someone I am not close with, and he nv saw me, I will jus walk away and heck care.

Thats how I feel lar. So I think Ah Biao consider me as a fren bah... haha. I'm lucky to find this job. All thanks to WeiKang. I think COCA damn nice liao. Everybody very friendly. Unlike Alaric's workplace. He suay ar. All the staff at COCA 90% are Malaysian. But they very friendly. Treat me very good. So I really think I very lucky to find this job. I will stick to COCA until it close down... LOL. Maybe next time I got $$ le I surely go back to COCA to eat... Must support COCA... LOL.

Ultra sick + Bugis outing

2006-03-30T21:44:00.000+08:00

Yesterday I was ultra sick. COCA suddenly called me. Tiffany ask me to work... not enough ppl. I agreed. But before I prepare to go out of my house, I suddenly felt very very sick. A bit dizzy, very sleepy plus muscle ache. I ish really wan to die riao.

Called COCA to cancel work. Very pai sei. Agreed to go but suddenly cancel. I really sick lar. Cannot go. But still very pai sei. I am a problematic child... LOL. After calling COCA I immediately go to bed and sleep. 5pm sleep to 7pm ? Felt abit better nia. Still very sick.

Den homies suddenly open meeting. Wan go bugis. I agree to go even though I very sick. Hope wont so suay lor. And today morning I recovered le. I finally know why I sick for 1 week le.

I slept too much. Serious. I seldom sleep more than 8 hours. But recently because I was sick, I ate some medicine which cause me to be sleepy. So I just sleep more lor. I think everyday I sleep more than 12 hours. I broke my own record. Longest sleep hours... 14 hrs... WTF lor. I slept at 9pm. Morning 11am woke up. I stun.

And after sleeping so much, I'm still very tired. 1st thing in the morning I yawn liao. I thought I really dying. Until today, I sleep 8 hours. And I felt a lot better. Should be I slept too much. Tonight test this theory again. Hope I don die so early. So much thing I haven do. I can't die without a wife. If I no children den I no face see my ancestor... LOL.

Anyway, today went to bugis very funny. Before I left my house Justin called me. Den call finish I put my phone on table den forgot to take. I reach bus-stop den realise I nv bring phone. I don think got anybody will contact me today one lar... So I heck care. Lazy go back house take phone. And I was nearly late. Take phone sure late.

Meet YP and Justin at kahtib. Den talk cock until Bugis. Went to bookshop to see see look look. Caught CY there finding prawns... LOL. Den wait until CH here. Den we went to eat lunch at KFC. CH like wan to die liao. He same sickness as me. But YP say I don look sick... LOL. I guess I very strong pride... Don wan them to see me sick den nua nua mood... LOL. Anyway, I think I should be ok lar... should be lar... haha.

After lunch we went to Sim Lim. YP forgot his bag at KFC. Peng. Got PSP inside lor. If lost sure heartache. CH bought RAM and DVD drive. Justin bought PSU, RAM and Casing. YP bought controller. CY bought nothing. I bought oxygen home... Fresh from Sim Lim... LOL. Crap

I want buy Guild Wars Fraction one... But green domain don have. Den I lazy go other shop. Anyway, $85 leh... exp sia. And dunno Ivan, Jacks and Kang buying or not. They don wan play I solo also no point. Might as well go play maple... LOL.

Den Justin went home 1st becos he bought casing... Very big... cannot anyhow walk. The 4 of us go back bugis nua. Wanted to watch movie de. Ice Age 2. But CH don wan watch movie. And CY wan see V for Vendetta nia. So we went to play LAN.

Bugis LAN there got chio bu at counter... See liao also shuang. We everytime go douby ghout see that lao auntie... See until nua. LOL. Now see chio bu at bugis... very refreshing. LOL. Den we play CS 1.6 and WC3 standard map. Not bad lar... Quite cheap also. 2 hrs for $2.50.

I saw a gal playing DOTA with her boyfren. Awww. So sweet. I think if can get a galfren who likes to play computer game hor, very good leh. She will understand why u like to play game. She will truly understand u. Plus can play game together... Nice.

But gals who like to play game very hard to find one. Like 20000 ppl only got 1 like that one. And no, playing maple does not count as a gamer. LOL. I think its better if all galfrens will spend time going to LAN shop to play game together rather than go orchard road and see them test on clothes which all looks the same to us... LOL.

Dreams are always very far from reality.

Star filled night. Nice !!!

2006-03-26T00:21:00.000+08:00

Yesterday's suppose to watch movie de. Den postpone to today.(Refer to yesterday entry)

Wanted to go J8 to watch. In the end angie nv come. So we change to LAN gaming since its all boys. Me and Zhao was late. Because we two tio lau sai. KNN. My fever haven recover fully I tio lau sai liao.

Must be the mee goreng. Or the milkshake. Hai~.

Anyway, we went to douby ghout to play LAN. Like very long never go le. The place changed abit liao. I nearly dunno how to walk liao. We played CS Source and BF Vietnam. Nice. I got top frag for CS... LOL. How lian abit can. This is my blog after all... LOL.

After LAN me, Ivan, and 2 jacks went for Nastro. Went to Clementi because we going to Ngee Ann Poly. Year 1 like only we 4 lor. Sian diao. So little ppl go. But heng we got go. Tonight sky really damn clear.

We saw like at least 30 to 40 stars lor. Damn chio. I dunno how to describe lar. Its jus damn chio. Very very nice. We join nastro so long le... most of the time very suay, cannot see much stars. But tonight the sky damn clear.

I feel like just lie down on the grass and watch the sky. Very chio. I suddenly thought of this song when I see such beautiful sky.

歌手：林俊杰

就是我

我想了十几个夜晚
我想我一直都在想
什么是完美的感动
我想到开始头痛
你说不定也是一样想
要爱却害怕遗憾
你说不定也很希望
我可以比你勇敢
躺在星空下的草地上
心事全都摊开让你看
满天星星张大眼睛盯著我
想要说
任他们说他们看我都不管
我只要宣布爱你的人就是我
对没有错就是要简简单单
就是我爱你爱我
不需要啰嗦

我想了十几个夜晚
我想我一直都在想
什么是完美的感动
我想到开始头痛
你说不定也是一样
想要爱却害怕遗憾
你说不定也很希望能和我交个朋友
躺在星空下的草地上
心事全都摊开让你看
满天星星张大眼睛盯著我
想要说
任他们说他们看我都不管
我只要宣布爱你的人就是我
对没有错就是要简简单单
就是我爱你爱我不需要啰嗦

躺在星空下的草地上
心事全都摊开让你看
满天星星张大眼睛盯著我
想要说
任他们说他们看我都不管
我只要宣布爱你的人就是我
对没有错就是要简简单单
就是我爱你爱我
任他们说他们看我都不管
我只要宣布爱你的人就是我
对没有错就是要简简单单
就是我爱你爱我不需要啰嗦

I think this song suits tonight's beautiful night sky. I love star filled night. Do you ?

Botak Lee

2006-03-24T23:44:00.000+08:00

Suddenly, my simple and perfect world change into complicated shit which I stun for very long.

Morning is very not normal liao. I tuesday already fever. But I thought Wednesday ok liao. But actually not ok lor. I touch my pillow I can feel it very warm. My head very hot... My body very cold. Very sick lar. Fever + sore throat + cough + running nose.

But I really don feel sick at all. I only feel sick when I wan to sleep liao. Wierd. Went to see doc. Temp 38.0 degree. Gave me 4 med to eat. Sad. So many. So complicated.

I request all to be pills. I scare syrup type of med. Hate the taste. I have developed a technique of eating pills so comfirm won't touch my tongue and I won't feel digusted... LOL.

Den Ivan suddenly organise dinner. Hinted it was related to 2 weeks ago dinner. Stun. Why so complicated ? Its just a dinner right ? Don tell me tonight the dinner we eating are 2 weeks ago's leftover ar? LOL.

Den he told me the truth. I stun very long. WTF. Vincent went into NS liao. WTF is this. Tio owned lar. 2 weeks ago he went in. Thats why Ivan organise dinner. But the dinner was too sudden. My mom cook liao. So I ate at home. Sad.

Now is Vincent 1st time book out. So we going to fetch him. Are you touched ? LOL.

We meet at northpoint 1st. Told everybody the news. Den go Sakura to eat. Ate Mee Goreng. Ta ma de. Damn spicy lor. I nearly shoot out fire. CS even ordered extra spicy. Siao ting tong. @_@
I drank 2 glasses of water. Very full lor. Not because of the mee goreng. Its because of the water. I feel like got swimming pool inside my stomache. LOL.

We wanted to go Pasir Ris to fetch vincent one. But he on his way back to yishun liao. So we wait at yishun lor. Go TimeZone play. Den go walk walk around. Den buy MacDonald milkshake. Abit yucky lar. Drink too much will scare one.

Den finally saw vincent. Wah. Damn handsome. Botak but handsome. Looks very MAN lor. LOL. We talk cock for something den go home lor. Scare Vincent tired so never watch movie. Postpone to tomolo.

Results, results and more results

2006-03-22T19:12:00.000+08:00

Finally I got all the results I wanted. Actually there is only 2 things.

First, school results.
Damn lucky. Pass Web Dev and PPS. Woot. No need see Mr Quah liao... Hope so lar. See also ok-ok lar. Just don teach me web dev. I have no clue of WTF is php. Anyway, my GPA is 3.375. Last sem is 3.333. So got improve abit lor.

I still thought I sure die liao this sem. I thought I will get 2.something for GPA. And my web dev got A. I LOL-ED. Please lor, web dev test hor, I did 2 qn out of 3. Those 2 Qn total mark is 50% of whole exam. Which means even if I got all correct also get 50 marks nia. So how did I get an A ? Funny sia. I think Mr Danny Koh moderate my marks until very ke lian. I think he added 20 to 30 marks to everybody's result... Thats why I can get a A... LOL.

Second result is I finally told her that I like her.
She rejected me... =(
But its expected. I knew got 95% she will reject. But I still ask her... Because I pi gu yang... LOL.

No lar... Not I pi gu yang... I told her because of a few reasons.

I don't wanna regret. I read wye's blog... I dunno wat happen to you lar... But it sounds like you regretted a lot. I thought about it... If one day she found a boyfren, I will be hurt even more lor. So I decided to tell her... No matter wats the result, at least next time I 80 yrs old liao I wont sit inside old folks home and regret that I never have the courage to tell her... LOL. Although it will be very pai sei... but at least its better den feeling regret.

And my manager's shawn story also motivate me lar... He ask 4 times lor before shirley accepted him. I never even ask one time. Why so hum? "No Guts No Glory. End of Story". Quote from Ala's blog... lolz. Although I won't ask more than one time lar. I think if possible 1st time will work liao. I decided not to be hum ji.

Lastly is wat Justin said... if you don tell her u like her, it will stay in your brain and fuck your brain... LOL. I guess I like her too long liao... my brain is damage until wan spoilt liao... lolz. I don remember how long I like her liao... I only remembered I like her even before we became frens. Maybe 2 to 3 yrs liao bah... Too long to remember.

After telling her, I feel that I have lighten a burden... Maybe I drag it too long liao... Maybe I'm just tired of such lifestyle... Saying it out might be better for me... Stuff too long will cause me to go crazy. I'm already a crazy kid... I no need other things to increase my crazy-ness... LOL.

I just wanna tell you. It took me really really really a lot of courage to tell you that I like you. It took me so long to tell you that because you are my best friend. I know after I told you that, we definately won't be as close friend as we used to be. But if I have the courage to tell you I like you, I hope you have the courage to still accept me as a friend. You are a good fren I don't wanna lose... =)

And I'm sorry if its too sudden for you. I wanted to ask you on Valentine's Day... But that time you were having test and exam... I don wan to affect you. Maybe is I think too much... Maybe you won't be affected by what I said... But I don wan to affect my results too... So I choose to tell you during this holiday period. Guess it wont affect any of our results during this time... So please forgive me if it seems a bit rush...

So 2 results, One positive. One Negative. It makes it Neutral. I am feeling neutral now. LOL. Its not as bad as I thought it will be... I'm feeling ok. Guess that this experience will make me more mature bah... lol.

IT Show 2006 Post Mortem

2006-03-14T14:33:00.000+08:00

Now, Professor Loo will give you cute girls and handsome boys a post mortem on the recent IT show 2006 which is held from 9 March to 12 March. For those who doesn't know WTF is a IT show , just try to imagine it as a ultra BIG computer pasar malam. When I say ultra BIG, it means it like at least 10 times bigger than your normal neighbourhood pasar malam.

This post mortem will contain many different section commenting on many things so if you are feeling tired and sleepy, DO NOT CONTINUE READING... Or you will die... No... I mean you will fall asleep. Okay, I will now start on my detailed report.

Location
Location is very important to a IT show. Due to its giant size, it will need to be held at either Suntec or Expo. My favourite will be Suntec. Pui. I'm just being sacarstic. Suntec is a very very bad place to hold a IT show. Why? Because during weekend, couples, big families, small families, molester, wierd shu shu & mother pushing a baby pram will all gather at suntec to walk walk.

Having nothing better to do than coming out for a walk, all those wierd wierd people will notice there is a IT show and they will rush to see it even though they know nothing about IT. How do I know that ? I saw mother pushing baby pram in the show. Is the mother going to buy a new graphic card or is the baby trying to buy a pentium 4 processor chip with HT ? You tell me...

The best place will be expo. Very ulu. People usually wont go there to walk walk. But I have seen baby pram at expo too. So I think those bitches are mad. They just want to kill time by going to some IT show and thus making the place damn crowded and stuffy for serious customer like me.

Promoters
Business man are getting smarter. They keep on hiring more and more chio bu as promoters to promote their products. Imagine a chio bu who wear so little clothes machaim she never wear like that and she start to promote the product to you.

80% chances are you will buy from her just because she has a sweet voice and she smiled at you sweetly.
10% chances you won't buy because your girlfriend/wife is jealous.
5% chances you won't buy because you have no $$.
4% chances you are GAY and you don care about chio bu.
1% chance you going to be buddha liao and thus you see that relationship is nothing and you don care.

Personally I don really like chio bu promoters during show. Their beauty will confuse you in your decision making. Plus their beauty will attract many horny old uncle to IT show and thus blocking my way, making the place crowded... blah blah blah. Chio bu promoters attract more horny asshole than serious customers. They should ban chio bu promoters next time to make IT show a better place. Amen. LOL.

Flyers
Flyers are great way to advertise your product. But whats the point of flyers when your product is the same price as usual ? Take apple as a example. Their price are controlled by Apple themselves so the price won't changed much. So don bother to print flyers for it. Waste time and trees. Protect the earth. LOL

Flyers should have standard size and quality. Some flyers are big, some are small, some very smooth like magazine quality of paper while some are like toilet paper material. Size are a more serious problem. Sometimes the paper too small will drop on floor when you place it in a big stack of paper. Makes me feel like a litter bug. Litter bug is bad.

Products
I will talk about special products which I think is worth it or porduct that are new and cool.

Dell Laptop 9400
This is really a cool shit. Usually selling for $2.8k. Now selling $2.3k. Cheaper by $500. And it contains GeForce Go 7800 graphic card. The best graphic card for laptop in singapore liao. The perfomance is like twice of other graphic card. Cool shit. Due to next semster my school might need to use laptop, this is a good choice. I need graphic card to do 3D modelling and programming.

Sounds good right? But this laptop got many weakness. 17 inch screen... Too big. Cannot fit into standard laptop bag. And its 3.5kg... Too heavy. Standard laptop 2.5kg nia. And the graphic card is under-clock. It is weaker den it was suppose to be. You can clock it back to default speed but the temperature will increase so you will need a cooler. So troublesome.

Xbox 360
Another cool shit. I played project gotham racing 3. Graphics very nice. Price is $680. Wireless LAN adapter cost $140. So total $820 liao. But still cannot play xbox live. You need to buy from them... Like $90 for 1 year subscription. Nice one.

The cool thing about xbox360 is the xbox live. A service to let you and your frens to connect and play together. But you need to spend like $900++ den can play online. Is it worth it ? I dunno. I will buy it if more den 5 of my friends decided to get xbox 360.

The price of a xbox360 game is like $70 only. Far cheaper than what I expected. Ps3 will be using blue-ray so I guess there won't be any friendly games. If I play original, I will want to buy games that are cheap and can play online. Xbox360 fits the bill. However, I will wait for PS3 to unleash before making any moves. Rash move will only lead to death.

8GB ulu unknown thumbdrive
Saw a ulu ulu 8GB thing that can act as a thumbdrive. Its not a thumbdrive actually. Its shape is like a credit card. The thickness is like 5 credit card stack together.... About half of the thickness of average handphone. Quite small and thin. And its selling for $99.

I feel sorry for those who bought 512mb or 1gb thumbdrive. Add around $40 or less and you can get 8GB of storage space. Cool shit. I never bought it. Again, must be I pi gu yang. Regreted abit. But maybe I aim for 60gb 2.5inch external harddisk which cost $140++ at IT show. Cool shit too. $40++ more and you get 50gb of storage. Sounds nice... But do I really need such big space? I wonder...

Conclusion
If you want a IT show to suceed, I think you just need to hire me. I will plan everything for you.

1st - Location would be expo of course. Big.

2nd - Baby pram would be charged with a $2000 tax. Something like ERP. Once the pram pass thru a gate, police officer will stop the pram and request the $2000 as tax. Failure to pay this tax will be thrown into jail.

3rd - Assholes happy family(1 dad, 1 mom & a few below 10 yrs old kids) who bought NOTHING from the IT show will again need to pay a $3000 tax. This will seriously piss off asshole who aren't serious in buying anything. They will be force to go suntec to see see look look instead of wasting precious walking space in the IT show.

4th - Aunties will be hired as promoters instead of those chio teenager or those super chio model. Horny uncles will be pissed off and stay at home to surf prawn website instead of wasting serious customer's precious time. Serious buying won't care whether is it a chio model or average looking auntie who sell them the stuff. They are just interested in the product. Not the promoter.

5th - Accept NETS and cash. WTF is wrong with NETS or cash ? Stupid DELL wanted credit card. Fuck you. If I got credit card I might as well order online. Why come down to the stupid IT show ? Just to let you see my credit card? Of course is no credit card den go down right ? Stupid ppl.

6th - Make sure there is always a display set at the show. My dell 9400 has no display set on the last day. Wat a joke. No display set den you set up booth at the show for wat? Show off your beautiful promoter? Having a display set is a must. This will save your customer from pissing off and decided not to buy your product.

It doesn't pay for me to be a good guy

2006-03-11T10:36:00.000+08:00

Today is a very exciting day... It's a COCA day. Yea~~~ Quick, cheer for me... LOL. I am just crapping. Wats so fun in working ? LOL. Anyway, today kang kang also got work. Den he stun me in the afternoon. He called my house number. Since lower sec nobody called my house phone liao. Cos everybody start to use MSN messenger and sms liao.

Den my mum say got my phone call. I stun tio. I thought OGL come catch me liao... LOL. Den is kang called me. He ask me wanna go earlier to bugis or not. He wan go temple and den go check out the fountain at bugis. I agreed lor. At home I also rotting. Very bored.

I realise one thing. I can talk with kang very long... lol. I was listening to mp3 on my way to mrt. Den start to talk with him. Den I realise I not listening to my mp3 liao... So off lor... Save battery. Den we talk from yishun mrt to bugis mrt. From bugis mrt to temple. From temple to library. From library back to bugis. Den from bugis to COCA. Few hour journey we keep on talking... lol.

1st stop of the day was the temple at bugis. I forget the name liao. Stun. 1st time I went to temple. Last time very young go 1 time b4... but forget liao. Now go abit blur. Dunno must do wat. I jus follow watever kang did. Den he go take a talisman. Den I also take one... haha. Den kang go burn his old talisman. His old talisman look like salted veggie... lolz

2nd stop was newbie shop. I recieve sms say got 50% discount so go see see look look lor. Kang went to try a black shirt. He wanted to wear it as a outer layer with a t-shirt inside. Den he say look like sushi chef... LOL. Damn funny.

3rd stop was bugis library. I never went before. Since we still got time I ask kang bring me there. Went there to see see look look. Den kang told me about his chalet. Sounds fun. Aloha damn big lor. Next time chalet hold at there leh.

4th stop was back to bugis. Kang need to survey the fountain. He is organing freshman camp den got one part is they will run to the fountain there and do some stunts lar. Sounds fun. Its illegal too...lol. So he need to know when the securty guard change shift and the timing of the fountain where it will shoot the water to the highest peak. Sounds really fun.

I wanted to be OGL because of kang lor. He last yr join many camp and told me wat he played at the camp. Really sounds fun one. Night walk lar, games lar. All sounds very fun. So I intend to join OGL and organise such games. But hor, NYP structure very boring... A lot of stunt cannot do in school. So I also sian half. Should have joined SP.

5th stop is COCA. Nua. We reach concourse building and see got boxing match there wor. I think is yearly event. Last year I think got see before. Anyway, we took pics on the boxing stage after work. LOL.

Kang on boxing stage... lol

Kang bai pose... lolz

I tio knockout... LOL

Buay song come fight lar... LOL

After watching a few mins we went to work liao. Our dinner was nice. They cooking new food to take pictures and make advertisment. Den we get to eat it for free. Very nice... lol. Den today very wierd. I guess I provide too good service liao. I got $12 tips leh. One $10 and one $2. Very nice right ? But the problem is our tip is shared one. And somemore tip is NOT shared with part-timers. I sian half. It doesn't pay to ge a good guy... lol.

OGL Camp Day 2... So what ?

2006-03-08T17:38:00.000+08:00

Today was my presentation day. Very sian. Wear formal. But hor got OGL. So have to bring extra clothes to change. Worst thing was my shoes. My leather shoes at COCA there. When I remembered is already 11pm on yesterday night. Too late to go and take liao.

The morning start very badly. I forgot to set my alarm clock on my phone. So I sleep until very song. Den 7.30am my natural alram clock woke me up. I was still blur blur. I look out of my window and see very nice cloud. I went back to sleep. Den I stun. I suppose to wake up at 7am. 7am sun just rise... where got so bright one?

I quickly woke up and check time. 7.30am liao. I nua half. Quickly go brush teeth... blah blah blah. Rush to school. Reach there by 8.30am. Slack abit while waiting for 9am where my presentation will start.

9am the presentation start. But the lectuere's com don have Flash 8. Sian half. Den we go install. Damn fast. School connection was like 8MB/s. 8MB leh. I think we download the whole flash(100++MB) in less den 20 secs like that. Cool shit. Use this speed to download anime sure very nice one... lolz.

Presentation ended smoothly. Should be can pass. The only funny thing was Mr Peter. He damn LOL. Mr Danny Koh ask finish liao... Den he ask Peter whether he wanted us to stay back on thursday and friday to improve the game or not. And Mr Peter replied : " You are asking me ?"
Damn LOL. His tone abit stun... You are asking me ? lolz.

After presentation I was feeling abit sick. Headache. Den I decided not to go OGL liao. OGL so sick... still need to play game under hot sun. I already headache. If go and play surely will die in NYP. LOL. So i stay in the air con room and wait for KarKar to finish presentation at 4pm.

After lunch we still got a lot of time so we went to use com lab. We started playing DOTA. Very crap. Very bo liao. Den WyeHoung completed his presentation liao... He very happy so he treated milo to all the homies. Thanks Ah bang. After KarKar finish liao we went home. Nice. Finally holiday. Can rest. Hai~.

I decided to quit OGL. 1st day I miss so many hours liao. 2nd day I sick so whole day not going. 3rd day last until 1pm nia. Go gam lan. Camp wanna end liao den go very stupid lor. So I decided to skip the whole thing. And I don think I like to work with horny bastards who boot lick chio bu. Heng I immune to chio bu one. But I don think I have the team sprit with them so no point going.

OGL Camp Day 1... aka OGL Camp Last Day.

2006-03-07T17:03:00.000+08:00

Today is 1st day of OGL camp. Suppose to go at 1pm. And tomolo was the presentation of my flash project liao. Nice one. Up till today, some major bugs are still not fixed. And the best thing was my team got 75% are OGL. YeeHowe, Jessen and ME are OGL. Left justin alone. LOL.

The funny thing was my leader, who was a super driver, shut down today liao... lolz. Justin tio owned. Maybe is because of OGL, he decided to slack today. He ask Justin to do all those unfinish things.

I was abit piss off with him. He is very pro in programming, but not good in being a leader. He never assign me the proper job. Ended up I became a passenger. Got one bug I asked him to fix 2 days ago. Up till now he still nv fix. So I tulan and scold him in MSN. LOL. I decide to ignore him and be full time passenger. Don care about the game liao.

But in the end I see Justin very stress. Cause he cannot finish all the work alone. So I help him do lar. I did the computer AI. Very buggy. I anyhow write one because OGL is starting at 1pm. I started writing it at 11am. Of cos is crappy work.

1pm liao den I tested the AI. Got a lot of bugs. Den dunno which asshole tell me can go register with OGL 1st den come back. So I went to reg 1st. Justin thought I went for OGL and never come back... lolz. After registered finish the seniors allow us to do our project until 6pm den join back the camp.

So I came back to complete the stupid project... lolz. Help Justin lar... Cannot leave a homie to die... lolz. But the Jessen pi gu yang... He went for OGL. My leader stayed behind too... But he never do anything. He went to hug other boys. WTF is this.

I do until like 3pm I also shut down liao. Started to surf web, chat on msn, listen to mp3 and slack. LOL. Justin continued to work hard. LOLZ. I slack until 6pm. Den go for OGL. OGL was crappy.

1st they wan us to group in pairs. I team up with Alaric. They call this a buddy system. I was suppose to know where my buddy went for this 3 days camp. Its a good system to make frens. But obviously Alaric was already my fren. Pair us together is just a waste of time. Hai~ Stupid teacher. No brains. How to make new frens like that ?

I went into team 1. When I first reach they were doing some cheering stunts. A gal was sitting on top of a guys shoulder... machiam like in the movie "Shutter". Den the guy suppose to spoin or something and throw the gal down on the ground. Obviously it not like this but it seems to me like the guy was trying to throw the gal down on the floor. Very LOL stunt.

Den got some short briefing from the teacher. I dunno WTF he talking lar. Nobody in my team bother to explain to me. Nice one. I missed out the events from 1pm to 6pm so I missed a lot of thing. Den non of the team member told me anything. IS THIS WAT OGL ARE SUPPOSE TO BEHAVE ? Make you feeling like you are a stranger and nv help me to adapt to this camp.

They only showed me the cheer lyrics and ground rules of the team. Crap. Nobody told me anything else. I feel like a sotong. Anyway, my team seems sort of crappy. Team name is "Push Up" Sounds like we all are trying to sell bras. To make things worst, my team leader, a gal, obviously trying to make it sounds like a bra.

Den she keep on flirting with other guys. See her like see tammy. I sian half. Den my team got at least 2 horny boys sticking up to her. Wanna bootlick her. Ma Pi Jing. I really sian half. Heng the camp ended at 8.30pm. Not very fun I must say. Maybe the team not friendly enough. And partly my fault due to I came and join in late. But I have projects. Not my fault.

Project just sucks

2006-03-03T22:29:00.000+08:00

Today is the end of my 2nd week of my project. Left one more week. Last sem my project sucks like hell because of one sick team member and one passenger. What is a passenger?

pas·sen·ger ( P ) Pronunciation Key (psn-jr)n.

A person who travels in a conveyance, such as a car or train, without participating in its operation.
Informal. A person who participates only passively in an activity.
A wayfarer or traveler.

Yes. For this case, my passenger is the meaning highlighted in red. He does nothing for the project. He did like 5% of the whole work. I was working like siao ting tong. That was the most depressed time in my whole life. Everybody was suppose to do 33% of work. I did 95%. Which means I am working as hard as 3 person in the limited time.

This sem is different. I was transfered to a new team. This team is nice. Got one homie... Justin. Plus 2 drivers. What is a driver ?

driv·er ( P ) Pronunciation Key (drvr)n.

One that drives, as the operator of a motor vehicle.
A tool, such as a screwdriver or hammer, that is used for imparting forceful pressure on another object.
A machine part that transmits motion or power to another part.
Informal. A person who participates super actively in an activity

My team leader is super driver. He can solo create the whole game himself liao. I got a feeling I am only there to warm up the chair of the computer lab. For this whole week I was working on how to display the correct cards and to loop it so that the card will keep on displaying the latest info correctly.

But my method was screw up and I couldn't do anything. I wasted 3 days on the crap. And my leader, the super driver, ask me to test another method. He was damn smart. Once I hear his method, I comfirm + chop it will work. But problem was, he was really a good driver. Before I finish it, he already did my part of job and finished it. So I became jobless.

Now the whole game doesn't contain a single line of my code. Nice one. My results are guage on the coding that are done. And I have no codes. Really nice. Now I'm really depressed. So what if my group can complete the game on time? I will still fail because I can be considerd that I did nothing. I became a passenger.

I am damn sad. The worst thing that can happened actually happened on me. I really got do my work for 2 weeks. But end up becoming I did nothing. I should have go play game instead of doing project during the 2 weeks. The result would be the same. Sad ar.

The day I hate vending machine

2006-03-02T23:07:00.000+08:00

Today was just like any other normal day. Except that I was damn suay. Yea... Suay. It all started in the morning. I decided to accompany some of the homies to eat breakfast at around 9 to 10am. So I skipped lunch at 12pm.

Around 3 to 4pm, I was feeling hungry. So I decided to go and to buy some chocolate from the vending machine at BLK L. YanPing bought first. Followed by Justin. Then it was my turn. That itchy hand YanPing go press the button many times before I even put in the coins.

I was laughing at his silly action while trying to insert my $1 coin into the machine. All those stupid laughing made my brains blur. In that blur state, I saw a message coming out from the screen.

"OUT OF ORDER"

I was still very blur as I was still laughing at YanPing. I read out the message loudly while inserting my $1 coin. When the message finally got into my brain, I stopped laughing. But it was too late. My $1 went inside the machine already.

Nevermind. I quickly press the return money button. The screen showed me another message.

$0.90

And very accurately, the stupid machine return me 90 cents. 90 CENTS !!! WTF is wrong with you. I just threw in a $1 coin and all I got back is 90 cents ? Don't tell me not enough coin inside the fucking machine. I just threw in $1. That piece of shitty machine con my 10 cents.

10 cents is really not important to me. Whats important was that shitty machine lied to me. Its not logical that the machine does'nt have $1 to pay me back. And why so suay ? YanPing and Justin bought without any problem.

I came to conclusion that the shitty vending machine is working together with the auntie selling drinks at Food Junction. Why leh ? First, the vending machine is designed such that whenever some stupid victim put in a $1 coin, it will display a Out of Order message and return $0.90.

Using this method, the vending machine will earn $0.10.

Every stupid victim who tio con by this machine will get pissed off and start kicking the stupid machine like there is no tomorrow. The kicking will use up all your energy. The stupid victim will feel tired, thirsty and hot. When you feel hot, the first place you will think of is Food Junction which is nearby and is air conditioned.

And once you step into Food Junction, the first thing you will see is a drink stall. Every stupid victim will be so thirsty that they want to drink some drinks. And guess what ? As usual, the auntie and the drink stall will shout "Lai, Jiu Mao, Lai" (Come, 90 cents, Come). Each drinks cost 90 cents.

So do you get the big picture ? The machine is definately working hand with hand with the Food Junction auntie. This world is a pretty deep place. What yours eyes see are just the surface. Under the surface is full of people controlling you without you even noticing it. So my advice to you is for every action, there must be a cause for it. Think about it and you will see the truth.

(P.S - I'm one of those stupid victim who was con. So I will go and jump off the building now. I deserve it. LOL.)

So you like to con my 10 cent huh, Bitch ! Eat my shoes.

Amazing Boyfriend

2006-02-26T20:48:00.000+08:00

Went to COCA to work today. Very sian. Tio con again. I realise I'm in deep shit. My project will resume at the next day on 8.30am. I have to wake up and 7am. And guess what? I am working 7pm to 11pm tonight. Nice one. It means I will get home at around 12 midnight and after I bath and setter down, it will be 12.30am. 7am wake up means 6 and half hours of sleep. Nice one. Tomorrow sure die.

Why I always tio con leh? It's because my schedule is planned one week before. It was planned when I dunno my project is 8.30am to 6pm. So sian. Tio con again. If you guys want to organise any outing, try to inform me early so I won't go to work. Working very sian one. lol.

Anyway, today very heng. There was not much customer. Infact, when I started work, only 1 or 2 new customers came in. Business was bad. lol. I slacked most of the time. Elaine was damn happy to go at 8pm...lol. The excitment of going off from work earlier than expected seems like a pleasant supries and a joyful event for the full-time staffs... lol.

I had to stay until 11pm. Sad. Very bored so started talking craps with everybody. We talk everything under the sun. We talk about music, movies, retirement, driving license...lol. I suddenly become a library. Tiffany wanted to lend Jap CD.. So I will be lending her my Do As Infinity. Shirley wanted Guo Mei Mei album... So I have to lend her. Alley wanted Lian Ai Da Ren song on her handphone... So I have to upload to my phone and infra-red to her... Exciting right ? Within 4 short hours I got 3 request from 3 frens. Nice one... lol.

Den around 9pm still very bored. Left 1 or 2 tables of customer. Den Shirley very nice... treat me drink soursop...lol. Den I see her very bored so talk cock with her. I ask her how she got together with Shawn. They just got married recently. Their story motivated me by alot.

Shirley is a very nice lady working as cashier. Her husband Shawn is my assistance manager. Shirley came to COCA to work 1 year before Shawn joined COCA. At first both of them nothing one. But later he start to woo shirley. Shirley told me she rejected shawn 3 times. OMG. 3 times leh. She only accepted him the 4th time because she wanted to give it a try since she does not have a boyfriend. Now they are husband and wife.

Wah. Really power. Shawn continue to woo her even after 3 rejection. I really admire Shawn liao. My idol. LOL. He got the courage which I lacked and its the same courage which I seek for. He is really AMAZING. I don even dare to tell the girl I like because I scare of rejection. But his sprits motivate me. 3 times and he never gave up. I now only zero time so why should I give up ?

I will not give up.

Picture of my girlfriend...

2006-02-21T22:44:00.000+08:00

Today, I will show you the picture of me and my girlfriend. For those idoits who are now in shock that I have a girlfriend, too bad for you. You deserve the shock. And you can continue to envy me. Yeah... I know... It's great to be ME.

Ok... So why would I suddenly disclose the picture of me and my girlfriend? Because 2 person on earth saw that picture. And I thought it was fair that I should let all my good friends know about it. It's not for bragging purpose. Ya Really.

Ok. This accident happened right in the school lab. As you guys know... I'm suffering in the 3 weeks project right now. Trap in the lab from 8.30am to 6pm. Life's a bitch. Being bored and unable to solve some bugs, I decided to talk some cok on MSN. And I saw my potential target.

Chris from COCA. I dunno why she got such a MAN name. Anyway, I started to talk cock with her. I realise her display pic was very nice. She and her boyfriend infront of some very nice Christmas decorations. Being a joker and curious boy, I started to ask her....

Me: Aye... The guy in the display pic... Your boyfren ar?
Chris: Ya lor.
Me: Where did u took the pic?
Chris: At centrepoint there.
Me: Oic...
Chris: Show me your galfren pic leh.
Me: Sian...
Chris: Why u everytime sian one?
Me: Cos very sian mah.
Me: Okay lar... show u my galfren.
Me: sian... neh ---------------------->

See my girlfriend? The white colour one.

LOL. Crap. I was using that display pic during the whole conversation. Why Chris cannot tell that the white colour one is my dear dear leh? LOL. It was real crap. But damn funny. Because Chris suddenly wanted to see my girlfriend, so I showed her... lol. Justin also saw my conversation and laugh. So the 2 person who knew my girlfriend picture is Chris and Justin. Since got people know liao might as well share with everybody...lol.

(P.S - To those dumb people who cannot get my joke, I currently DON HAVE a girlfriend. Ya... I know its very sad. So don force me to show you the picture of my dear dear. LOL. If you still can't get the joke, you can jump off the building liao.)

Starting of 3 weeks project... The start of losing my freedom.

2006-02-20T20:45:00.000+08:00

Gosh. 3 weeks project have started today. My 3 weeks project is a module that is used to replace exam. Instead of having exam, I am having 3 weeks project. Sounds simple? Before you start complaining and whining that your life sucks because you have to study for exam, I will tell you I rather have exam.

3 weeks project. What is it? Officially, its a module to test what we have learn instead of having exam. But actually, some high level alien planned this crap to torture us, the future of mankind.

Those alien died and extinct because they studied too much.

Yes, they have better technology than us, but

there is no use if you study too much and damage your brain.

Not worth it. Trust me.

What happens is that we are suppose to make a flash game that would be sold comercially. And guess what? We don't get paid for that. Instead, we exchanged the cash for something call opportunity and experience. Worth it or not? I can't tell for now. I can only conclude it when the project ends. See what experiences can I gain from this project.

The project started off quite well. There are 3 things that happened. 2 things are good things. Which makes me 66% happy. Well, one of the good thing is I have changed team. YAY!!! Good friends of mine will understand how much I suffered during the last 3 weeks project. Barlog had change course. Which means left me and Mr Zee Siao. I got transfered to Justin's team. Woot. There got Yee Howe and Jessen. Both are damn pro programmer. This project surely can pass liao.

Muhahaha... Dengue cannot stop me.

2nd happy thing was this project we are doing it with the year 2 DMD(Digital Media and Design) people. You should see their proposal... Its really high level. Feels like their proposal can be used as weapon to kill barlog. While our standard of proposal can only kill slimes. Their work was really professional liao. You can see they have drawn out the screenshot of the game... Which haven been made. Some team even made video of what their game would look like when completed. Very high level.

Anyway, the happy thing was that the DMD students will setter the graphics for us. Thank god. I am sick of drawing picture with ASCII art. Damn ugly and waste time. And the DMD student had the game idea and game design ready. We just have to code for them. Should be easy. I hope... lol.

The only sad thing was the game is code using flash actionscript. We have no idea how it works. So we had a crash course this morning. Thats the bad thing. The lecturer taught too fast. I can't absorb. Now I'm still quite clueless. Hope my C++ knowledge can pull me thru this 3 weeks.

This is an example of a super nice ASCII art... Mine looks like shit.

So much for my happy ending~~~

2006-02-19T15:05:00.000+08:00

My title is ripped from Avril Lavigne's My Happy Ending...lol. Its a nice song by the way. I have revived my blog again. My blog keep on sleeping for too long until it died. So now I use phoenix down to revive it.

For me, my Exams are OVER!!! Last 2 weeks was chaotic for me. 3 assignment and 5 test to study. There are days where I never touch my games. The work just piled up and before I knew it, a big mountain of work is already on my back.

Thats the amount of my workload. Gosh!!!

Guess I enjoyed too much during CNY. Keep on going to friends house to play. It was damn fun to play with friends during festival periods. Festival period are meant for us to PLAY. Not stay at home and RUSH assignment.

But this is not the only reason why I nearly failed to complete my assignment. The fact was the problem with the module itself. Things that are required to do in the assignment is taugh 1 week before the assignment due date. And you expect me to hand up something impressive? FAT HOPE

If my calculation is correct, I'm going to fail one of the CORE module no thanks to my one and only hero, horsy boy. Why ? Because horsy boy teach like a horse, he laughs like a horse and not worth to be a lectuerer. He should work for Singapore Pools. Not NYP. So much for school results.

Run Mr **** , You are winning! HE HE HE

And this year Valentine day is special. I spend my day in NYP studing from 10am to 6pm. Nice one. I wanted to ask somebody out on that day de. But hor, 10am to 6pm already very nua. Plus its exam period. I have to hand up assignments and study for exam thus no time. I doubt she will be free also lar due to exam. So I went home and play PS2. Sad ar. Maybe until the day I die, games might be the only thing accompany me. I have no luck in love... lol.

Well, I still have a 3 weeks project to do, I have failed at least one module and I still don't dare to woo a girl. So much for my happy ending... LOL. I can go jump off the building liao.